More cringeworthy than Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka ...
Able to make the exact same mistakes as the last rehash!
Look, up on the theater screens!
Is it Doomsday? It is Bizzaro? Is it Metallo?
No, it's Super Rehash!
Announcer: "Yes, it's Super Rehash, soulless Hollywood creation from the writer of Demonic Toys and The Unborn remake, who comes to theaters with powers and abilities far less than those of other Superman films. Man on Steel, which regurgitates the origin story of Superman I and the exact same villain as Superman II. And who, to disguise itself as "fresh and new", makes Jimmy Olsen "Jenna", Perry White black, and fights a never ending PR battle to convince audiences to watch Superman without red underwear.
And now, for another uncessesary Hollywood cash grab, it's Super Rehash!"