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1 posted on 06/07/2013 2:01:18 PM PDT by EveningStar

If Charlie Rangel had a son...

2 posted on 06/07/2013 2:02:10 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Arguing with a marxist is like playing Chess with a Pigeon.)

I thought it was the wookie....had to take a second look....

3 posted on 06/07/2013 2:03:20 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)

Wait, why did they arrest Moochelle?

5 posted on 06/07/2013 2:06:57 PM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)

He could get away with it in San Francisco. Tulsa’s a different ballgame.

7 posted on 06/07/2013 2:10:13 PM PDT by Arm_Bears (Refuse; Resist; Rebel; Revolt!)

11 posted on 06/07/2013 2:21:29 PM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)

Back in 2002, I had occasion to spend time in Kennedy Airport with my family, while we put elderly in-laws on a flight back home. My daughter was two years old at the time, and wanted to explore while we waited several hours for their flight to board. As we walked around the baggage and ticketing area - toddler followed by six-foot-two daddy - I passed a guy who I couldn't help noticing. The reason my eye was drawn to him was because his mustache looked odd... I only noticed it at the last second - so I was only able to glimpse it for an instant as he passed in the opposite direction - but I had the distinct impression that his mustache was not real. it looked "flat" instead of made out of individual hairs.

Hmm, I said to my self. New York City. You see everything here.

My little girl continued to lead me about, and eight or nine minutes later we were going together down an escalator. And I saw the guy, the weird mustache guy, coming up the opposite elevator! I said to my self, "I'm going to get a really good look at him this time." And I did. I passed within three feet of him, and looked right at his face.

He had a fake mustache, pasted on his upper lip! It looked home-made. It looked like it was made out of what they used to call "flocking paper," which is paper with adhesive on one side and a sort of velvety light-absorbing black material on the other side. You could even see where he had cut it out with a pair of scissors; it was sort of roughly made.

At the time, I thought "that guy has heard about facial-recognition software, and he thinks he can fake out the surveillance cameras by wearing that phony mustache."

12 posted on 06/07/2013 2:22:46 PM PDT by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)

Penciled-in eyebrows and mustache.

The Boston Blackie kind? All he needs now are a two-tone Ricky Ricardo jacket, and an autographed picture of Andy Devine.

(Yeah I know, I should probably have passed it up. It was too good, though.)

14 posted on 06/07/2013 3:10:34 PM PDT by Category Four (Joy, Fun, the Joke Proper, and Flippancy ... Flippancy is the best of all.)

Looks like Seinfeld's Uncle Leo:

16 posted on 06/07/2013 3:48:52 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)

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