How's he going to top that on his 16th birthday?
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-28 next last
To: ConservativeStatement
Risky Business, the Prequel
2 posted on
05/14/2013 4:28:04 PM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
To: ConservativeStatement
Bookmark for the forthcoming avalanche of humor....
3 posted on
05/14/2013 4:28:14 PM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
(Mandatory BB Guns for 10 Year Old Boys would solve most of America's problems.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Forget about the eyes... that’s gotta hurt.
4 posted on
05/14/2013 4:28:33 PM PDT by
Track9
(hey Kalid.. kalid.. bang you're dead)
To: ConservativeStatement
If he would have sex with that thing at 16...you can only imagine where life will lead (thinking downhill).
5 posted on
05/14/2013 4:28:34 PM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(Obama's Chechens are coming home...to roost.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Shouldn't be too difficult:
6 posted on
05/14/2013 4:28:41 PM PDT by
Paladin2
To: ConservativeStatement
9 posted on
05/14/2013 4:30:42 PM PDT by
1rudeboy
To: ConservativeStatement
Something similar happened between Barry Soetoro and Larry Sinclair.
Except no pepper spray was involved, and there was consensual sex in limousines enhanced by crack smoking.
More than once.
Might write a poem about it, titled “When Larry Met Barry.”
10 posted on
05/14/2013 4:32:00 PM PDT by
LyinLibs
(If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
To: ConservativeStatement
You know, isn’t this just a sign of our times?
Why, back in my day, a hooker would never have done something like that to a 14 year old boy.
13 posted on
05/14/2013 4:35:05 PM PDT by
llevrok
(2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
To: ConservativeStatement
Chicago-style hooker. Just like our Chicago-style politicians. Crooked and looking to rip us off of everything they can steal by any means they can use against us. Can we trade Chicago for ?
To: ConservativeStatement
Back in my day, the crack-whores had honor.
16 posted on
05/14/2013 4:35:59 PM PDT by
SIDENET
To: ConservativeStatement; Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
"Time of your life, eh kid???"
To: ConservativeStatement
Wow, you just can’t make this stuff up....
I say that the kid had very bad taste in hookers.
He could have paid five bucks and done better then that skank, and still had his junk.
23 posted on
05/14/2013 4:44:19 PM PDT by
AlexW
To: ConservativeStatement
A Chicago-area teen looking to get lucky hired a hooker while his parents were out, but ended up getting his piggy bank and iPad stolen. I hate it when that happens.
25 posted on
05/14/2013 4:45:03 PM PDT by
Homer_J_Simpson
("Every nation has the government that it deserves." - Joseph de Maistre (1753-1821))
To: ConservativeStatement
Has to be Headline Of The Day. Damn, she took his piggy bank? Cold, very cold.
To: ConservativeStatement
That young lady has a fine career waiting for her as an IRS auditor. Heck, she is probably more honorable than 90% of our Congresscritters and members of our esteemed 'Fourth Estate' (God help us)...
28 posted on
05/14/2013 4:46:52 PM PDT by
El Cid
(Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
To: ConservativeStatement
Somehow I don’t see using ‘get lucky’ and ‘hire a hooker’ in the same sentence. They phrases seem ... contradictory.
29 posted on
05/14/2013 4:47:21 PM PDT by
MHGinTN
(Being deceived can be cured.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Obama would call this a teachable moment.
31 posted on
05/14/2013 4:47:53 PM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(President Obama; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
To: ConservativeStatement
34 posted on
05/14/2013 4:51:36 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: ConservativeStatement
36 posted on
05/14/2013 4:58:40 PM PDT by
FastCoyote
(I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Better the pepper spray in the eyes than the array of other things she could have given him.
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-28 next last
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson