Report: Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven

WFTV ^ | May 2, 2013

[rightwingintelligentsia]

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — A man in Daytona Beach called police from a 7-Eleven convenience store, and when an officer arrived at the scene, Daylen Holloman, 20, would not explain why he called authorities, according to an arrest report.

The report states that Holloman was taken outside and the officer asked him several questions, including "What's going on?" "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" He replied, "I don't know" to all of the questions, except one.

When the officer asked Holloman, "What do you know?" he replied, "I know I'm a monkey." The officer then said Holloman removed his clothing to prove to the officer he was a monkey, and not human, since the officer stated that humans wear clothes.

[Edgar3]

Did he drink a banana Slurpee first?

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"

[freedumb2003]

>>Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven <<

Where else is he a monkey?

[cripplecreek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNY8eYmzdH4

[humblegunner]

Justice for Trayvon?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Everyone should get to work in a convenience store for a while, it’s a life altering experience.

[Abathar]

Bath salts must be involved somehow.

[TigersEye]

Obviously he really is a monkey because a human being wouldn't strip naked.
The amazing thing is that a monkey can talk.

[molson209]

Did he drink a banana Slurpee first?

Banana = Mind Control device

[dfwgator]

I’m a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That’s not really true

I’m a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?

But I’ve been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey woman too

I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through

Yes, Im a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don’t you?

Well, I hope were not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey...

- Rolling Stones

[rawcatslyentist]

Ape with an AK43sec

[RedMDer]

Looks like Obama with those ears! LOL!

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Sounds perfectly logical to me.

[Tijeras_Slim]

beyond shirtless

[proxy_user]

“Everybody’s got something to hide
Except for me and my monkey....

-Beatles

[Buckeye McFrog]

ahhh, never a picture of Mickey Dolenz around when you need one...

[EQAndyBuzz]

So,Allenn Grayson escaped....... Again.

[Hot Tabasco]

The amazing thing is that a monkey can talk.

Maybe he's the posterboy for the Evolutionists and is indeed the real missing link..........

[cripplecreek]

One of the all time best Rolling Stones tunes.