Well, suddenly a bunch of sweaty guys chasing each other around a football and grabbing each other has a whole new meaning. That leads me to no longer want to watch football.
all sports except hockey are gay.
football: 22 sweaty guys in spandex, hugging and rolling around on a grass field
wrestling/ mma: 2-4 guys in speedos hugging and rolling on a giant mattress. note that one of the league is called “pride”
boxing: two sweaty, well toned guys in silk boxers hitting on each other, occassionally hugging. in one instance we saw one guy nibbling on another’s ear
basketball: 10 sweaty guys in silk boxers and tank tops trying to put their balls in the other guys’ holes.
and the jocks laughed at me and called me gay for being a cheerleader.. seriously? do you know where MY hands go?