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What a boob! World's worst restaurant signs revealed… and they will put you off your lunch
daily.co.uk ^ | 4/16/13 | Alex Gore

Posted on 04/17/2013 1:01:18 PM PDT by ColdOne

Knowing the pasta you are about to eat comes fresh from the 'chef's crack' or the filet Mignon has been 'smothered with crap' is enough to put anyone off their meal.

The revolting dishes are just some of a hilarious collection of errors spotted on restaurant menus by eagle-eyed customers.

But it is not just menus where such embarrassing blunders take place. The photographs also feature a funny range of signs, advertisements and promotional coupons.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: lol
Photos at link
1 posted on 04/17/2013 1:01:18 PM PDT by ColdOne
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To: ColdOne

I WONDER HOW THEY ANSWER THE PHONE!


2 posted on 04/17/2013 1:03:02 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: ColdOne

Diesel Fried Chicken ....weighs in the Texas


3 posted on 04/17/2013 1:04:01 PM PDT by spokeshave (The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
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To: ColdOne

http://www.engrish.com


4 posted on 04/17/2013 1:04:39 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: SeekAndFind

5 posted on 04/17/2013 1:04:48 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: ColdOne

Oh,your name is Fook Me!

6 posted on 04/17/2013 1:05:29 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Leno Was Right,They *Are* Undocumented Democrats!)
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To: ColdOne

7 posted on 04/17/2013 1:08:04 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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9 posted on 04/17/2013 1:08:51 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: ColdOne
Sometimes its not the advertizing you need to look out for. Sometimes its what you don't see in the back.

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10 posted on 04/17/2013 1:08:59 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: spokeshave

11 posted on 04/17/2013 1:09:29 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

I like “Chickenpox Pie”


12 posted on 04/17/2013 1:12:24 PM PDT by Lockbar (Quality Factory Loaded Ammunition ------- The New Gold)
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To: SeekAndFind
My favorite Pho (pronounced "Fuh") house in Tacoma:

But, I think they're in on the joke:

13 posted on 04/17/2013 1:15:51 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Leftists favorite Mass Murderer: Kermit Gosnell)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Hey Milton Berle... is that you? You’re still alive I see... :)


14 posted on 04/17/2013 1:17:38 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: cripplecreek

You didn’t really think you were eating Calimari, did you?


15 posted on 04/17/2013 1:17:44 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: SeekAndFind

write your own dialog

16 posted on 04/17/2013 1:17:59 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: SeekAndFind
Not that Miltie. I'm much more obscure and profound. ;-)


17 posted on 04/17/2013 1:32:08 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Leftists favorite Mass Murderer: Kermit Gosnell)
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To: ColdOne
Oh, well .....guess it's still here.




18 posted on 04/17/2013 1:33:22 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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19 posted on 04/17/2013 1:37:39 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: ColdOne

20 posted on 04/17/2013 1:37:42 PM PDT by red-dawg
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21 posted on 04/17/2013 1:38:41 PM PDT by red-dawg
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22 posted on 04/17/2013 1:39:20 PM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Uncle Miltie

IIRC, there’s also a Pho King here in San Jose.

But I can’t say I’ve ever tried their Pho King food!


23 posted on 04/17/2013 1:43:16 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: ColdOne

24 posted on 04/17/2013 1:44:34 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: red-dawg

It’s just sleeping! I was at a Chinese market downtown, and wanted a Tilapia to steam. The girl fished a dead one out of the tank, and told me “It’s just sleeping.” I went and got my Shanghai-born ladyfriend. Women screaming at each other in Mandarin is quite a show!


25 posted on 04/17/2013 1:47:56 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: cripplecreek

Boneless Pork Rectums????

Since they specified boneless, does that mean they sell Bone in Rectums too? just asking.


26 posted on 04/17/2013 1:48:35 PM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: cripplecreek

Boneless pork rectums? As opposed to the rectums that have the bone in them?


27 posted on 04/17/2013 1:49:43 PM PDT by lp boonie (Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Last time I heard that it sounded like somebody was torturing a cat.


28 posted on 04/17/2013 1:56:56 PM PDT by red-dawg
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To: cripplecreek
I'm glad they specified that those pork rectums were boneless. (rolls eyes).

I see those were marked for export, but now I'm wondering about the sudden popularity of "pork belly" at certain restaurants.

29 posted on 04/17/2013 2:08:15 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: lp boonie

oooooooooooooooooh.


30 posted on 04/17/2013 2:08:28 PM PDT by Chickensoup (200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
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To: MPJackal
Bone in Rectums? I'll take this many


31 posted on 04/17/2013 2:08:49 PM PDT by tnlibertarian
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To: ColdOne

Bfl


32 posted on 04/17/2013 2:13:46 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: MPJackal
Boneless Pork Rectums????

It's not so much that, but the "inverted" below that, that makes me laugh. So, there's boneless pork rectums, bone-in pork rectums, inverted boneless and inverted bone-in...

Apparently.

33 posted on 04/17/2013 2:27:58 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Women screaming at each other in Mandarin is quite a show!

Ah, John Cleese and Michael Palin they were not?

34 posted on 04/17/2013 2:46:42 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Calvin Locke

“John Cleese and Michael Palin they were not?”

Nope! Even worse when she would get mad at me and start cussing me out in Mandarin. I’d stand there like a stump, totally helpless in front of a Chinese buzz saw!


35 posted on 04/17/2013 2:56:25 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: MPJackal
Boneless Pork Rectums????

Since they specified boneless, does that mean they sell Bone in Rectums too? just asking.

I wonder where they get all the polotitians for this dish?

36 posted on 04/17/2013 5:44:42 PM PDT by dearolddad (/i>)
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To: ColdOne

Well there is a resturant sign near Kill Devil Hills, NC that can make you nearly wreck from laughing so hard.


37 posted on 04/17/2013 6:07:45 PM PDT by cva66snipe (Two Choices left for U.S. One Nation Under GOD or One Nation Under Judgment? Which one say ye?)
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To: ColdOne

There’s a place in Syracuse NY that promises “Warm beer and lousy food”.

The Mellow Mushroom pizza place has many of their waitresses showing their fondness of this town in GA by wearing shirts emblazoned with “I love Cumming”.


38 posted on 04/17/2013 6:23:32 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesnÂ’t make bad people harmless.)
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To: ColdOne

I want me some of that Chicken Pox Pie!


39 posted on 04/17/2013 6:41:14 PM PDT by informavoracious (The ancient Greeks and Romans thought they were on the "right side of history.")
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