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Glock Accused of Scamming Arizona Neighborhood Out of Hundreds, Local Police Questioning the Sidearm
Guns.Com ^ | Apr. 1, 2013 | Daniel Terrill

Posted on 04/01/2013 9:47:34 AM PDT by EXCH54FE

A bizarre case leaves an Arizona community questioning their perception of reality and a police department wondering if Glock is the right sidearm for its officers.

Last week was a milestone for Arizona police officer Martin Walker. March 27 marked his twentieth year with the Dilbert Police Department and the day that he was first issued his Glock semi automatic pistol.

“In 20 years, thousands of rounds, I never had a jam, malfunction, hell, any real problem with it until [that day],” Walker said and, on the verge of tears, added. “I don’t know I could trust a Glock again though.”

As he was getting ready that Wednesday morning he discovered that his service pistol was missing. In the incident report he is quoted saying that he routinely stores it in either his “bedroom closet” or in “a drawer in his office,” but it was in neither place when he went to retrieve it.

“I distinctly remember putting it up when I got home [the day before],” he said, “but it gets a little fuzzy after that.”

He explained that it had been a rough day and he may have had a few too many beers after he got home.

But “that doesn’t explain how I lost it,” he said.

He said he had every intention of reporting it immediately when he got to work even though he couldn’t explain what had happened.

A missing service pistol is embarrassing for a police department, even more so when that missing gun is found at a crime scene.

When he arrived to work that morning — a bit late — he was “strenuously” asked to answer a call by “a superior officer,” one who Walker refused to name.

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Because of the bizarre manner, Walker was given restricted duty but is still an officer with the Dilbert Police Department. Phoenix police are currently investigating the case.
1 posted on 04/01/2013 9:47:34 AM PDT by EXCH54FE
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To: EXCH54FE

Way too far for too little return.


2 posted on 04/01/2013 9:49:57 AM PDT by ltc8k6
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To: EXCH54FE

WOW now that was a poorly written article.

Just wow


3 posted on 04/01/2013 9:51:46 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: EXCH54FE

Bad April Fool’s Day post.


4 posted on 04/01/2013 9:53:00 AM PDT by MeganC (The left have so twisted public perceptions that the truth now appears pornographic.- SpaceBar)
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To: EXCH54FE
Glock refused to speak English and would only answer questions in Austrian

Uhhhh...

5 posted on 04/01/2013 9:53:14 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: EXCH54FE

I’m willing to assume that was a joke, but it wasn’t funny.


6 posted on 04/01/2013 9:54:49 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: driftdiver

That was the worst written thing I have ever seen on a website in my entire life. I still don’t know what happened. Firearms literacy and basic literacy aren’t mutually exclusive.


7 posted on 04/01/2013 9:55:34 AM PDT by socalgop
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To: EXCH54FE

A Glock should never carry a SIG. Was she riding a Colt?


8 posted on 04/01/2013 9:55:39 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: EXCH54FE
Why don't you freaking STOP posting today!!

It's total B.S. that you are posting....NEWB..!!

Stop!!

9 posted on 04/01/2013 9:56:30 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Life is a bitch. If it was easy, we would call it a slut)
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To: EXCH54FE

Sorry I went there.


10 posted on 04/01/2013 9:58:12 AM PDT by Starstruck (Question. What would the U.S. look like today if there was no 2nd Amendment.)
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To: Osage Orange

And no one said a word about this post?? Or some others?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3002961/posts

:-(


11 posted on 04/01/2013 10:02:26 AM PDT by EXCH54FE (Hurricane 416,Feisty Old Vet !!)
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To: EXCH54FE

Horribly written satire or just crap writing.

Difficult read.


12 posted on 04/01/2013 10:03:20 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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You just stuck out to me.........

So be it....

I'm not in the mood to dick around with serious LIFE changing stuff...to have people like you yanking people's chains.

Fair enough?

Yeah....I'm cranky.

Sorry.

Sort of.....: )

13 posted on 04/01/2013 10:06:04 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Life is a bitch. If it was easy, we would call it a slut)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

“Was she riding a Colt?”

At the Airport, no way it was a UNICORN.

:-)


14 posted on 04/01/2013 10:06:51 AM PDT by EXCH54FE (Hurricane 416,Feisty Old Vet !!)
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To: Osage Orange

Works for me.

:-)

Have a great Day!!


15 posted on 04/01/2013 10:10:14 AM PDT by EXCH54FE (Hurricane 416,Feisty Old Vet !!)
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To: EXCH54FE

I may use this as an example of poor writing.


16 posted on 04/01/2013 10:11:17 AM PDT by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: EXCH54FE

They misspelled the town in the article. Should be Gilbert not Dilbert.


17 posted on 04/01/2013 10:13:07 AM PDT by hope (Whom the Son sets free is free indeed!)
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To: hope

Heh...oh, whatever!


18 posted on 04/01/2013 10:14:12 AM PDT by hope (Whom the Son sets free is free indeed!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

“Glock refused to speak English and would only answer questions in Austrian”.

The presstitute forgot to mention the tell tale short mustache on Glock’s upper lip, and the frequent up-raised right arm of Glock whenever speaking.

;-)


19 posted on 04/01/2013 10:17:28 AM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."..)
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To: EXCH54FE
Satire is supposed to be "funny."
20 posted on 04/01/2013 10:20:56 AM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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