Man finds dead bird sewn into slipper

upi ^ | March. 10, 2013

[Daffynition]

Woulda put me off my bangers and mash.

[mylife]

Typical shoddy Union crap!

[JoeProBono]

http://i.imgur.com/L9omeuK.jpg

[Daffynition]

It's nesting season. Birds will build in the strangest of places. Has PETA been called yet?

[tflabo]

From parakeet to parafeet. Birds of the same feather slipper together-—or ‘ sumptin’ like dat’.

[howlinhound]

Obviously a “cheep” pair of shoes..

[JoeProBono]

[MinuteGal]

A bird in the shoe is worth two in the loo.

Leni

[Daffynition]

I'm stickin' to my idea...and that's all there is to it. :)

[Daffynition]

Bad! HAHAHA!

[nomad]

Now why does this make me think of Monty Python`s “Dead Parrot” skit?

[JoeProBono]

[lbryce]

And in a related story:
Man Finds Hippo in His Wife's Pajamas
NEWS at 11.

[Starstruck]

Yoo hoo, it's me, My name is Pinky Lee. I skip and run with lots of fun For every he and she. It's plain to see That you can tell it's me With my checkered hat And my checkered coat, The funny giggle in my throat And my silly dance Like a billy goat. Put 'em all together, Put 'em all together, And it's whooooo? PINKY LEE

Whoa! I can't even remember things that happened last week.

[onedoug]

Sounds like muslim crap.

[JoeProBono]

PINKY LEE

STAGGER LEE

[FamiliarFace]

Take a look at the slippers and Mr. Gregory here:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4833911/I-found-dead-bird-in-my-Primark-slippers.html

I think he’s looking for his 15 minutes of fame, and wouldn’t be surprised if he sues Primark, looking for easy money. I work in retail, and I can’t begin to tell you the bizarre stories our customers come up with when they’re trying to make a quick buck off of the store I work for (which, by the way, they usually get). The more outrageous the story, the less likely I am to believe it.

[JoeProBono]

[Daffynition]

Their own warming lamp!