[wardaddy]

a whole aisle of grits is such bullshit

only a few brands at that

but screw white grits...they must be yeller

anyhow the biggest differences tween us and Yankees

in order

1) we are more polite and open to conversation and familiarity...no question of that..being rude and demanding down here can get you shunned or hurt

2) our women are better looking..or at least they try harder and at older ages and they like being women...rare is a Deep South gal openly pushy on her man either...hear me roar is poorly thought of here...it’s more like hear me purr and pay attention or I will scratch you

3) we know guns better...no question on that...and we distrust the state more so

4) we are more patriotic...ironic isn’t it?..we pine for the Old America with dignity and the culture that kept families together

5) our food is better...especially the Coast and Louisiana or Texas BBQ...our music is better too..at least roots wise

6) we have more black folks ...5-20 times more as a percentage than do non Southern states that like to lecture us on how to deal with it...Mississippi is almost 40 percent and has towns and counties that are 80-90% black...try lecturing a white property owner living in that situation about all yer high and mighty race is just a social construct bullcrap

People are fat everywhere...and there are trailers everywhere too. I was just in Michigan and saw trailers and plastic homes and fat folks same as Tennessee...and lastly:

7)...we have more churches and attend more regular...no doubt...man..Michigan had maybe 20 percent the churches we have..at least the area at the top of the ring finger

[blam]

"Still, there were times I felt as if I needed a passport. I also had never seen an entire aisle at the grocery store dedicated to grits, the way they had it at the Piggly Wiggly."

The American Indians introduced corn and grits to the Pilgrims at Plymouth Rock. The Pilgrims could have starved without the grits.

Plymouth Rock is in Massachuetts.

Grits became essential in the South after it was defeated, burned and plundered by the Yankee troops in the War Between The States.

-Roll Tide-

[Squantos]

Alabama by 17 points......:o)

Great read WD ! Dead on accurate as usual.

Merry New Year Sir !

Stay safe !

[WKB]

War Daddy if I could wax eloquent like you I would have been more famous than Billy Graham.

It is very good to hear from you,Hope you have a Blessed 2013.