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Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
The Smoking Gun ^
| December 21, 2012
Posted on 12/21/2012 4:24:30 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
(Quoting Dave Barry) “Bean burritos could help explain why most of Mexico is located outdoors.”
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posted on
12/21/2012 8:09:50 PM PST
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Is this really serious? Not satire?
I can tell you Gas-X is not going to work. Maybe Gaviscon (I haven’t tried, although I think it’s more stomach-centered than intestines-centered). I have lots of chronic digestive disease, and occasionally I have gas inside so bad it’s really painful. Gas-X relieves that, if you know what I mean.
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posted on
12/21/2012 8:12:32 PM PST
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
Actually the SS complex is literally west of the edge of real Baltimore. Our family friend lives down the street from it, and not much further is my aunt. Although I must say Woodlawn generally is not a real good place; takes the color of the worst of Baltimore.
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posted on
12/21/2012 8:16:30 PM PST
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia; Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/21/2012 8:18:45 PM PST
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: Stormdog
No wonder Hitler was so anti smoking. One match and the whole room could explode.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I work with a guy that we refer to as “The King of Flatulence”. We have learned to avoid his area whenever he eats his favorite lunch, jambalaya pizza and deep fried cauliflower. For his joke Christmas present this year he got a customized large Depends diaper lined with activated charcoal. Everyone was cracking up including him, but all that did was turn on the gas full stream. Thank goodness smoking is not allowed anywhere in the building.
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posted on
12/21/2012 8:45:59 PM PST
by
SledgeCS
(Good Men Died. Obama Lied. Impeach the LYING COWARD!!!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
To: rightwingintelligentsia; Abundy; Albion Wilde; AlwaysFree; AnnaSASsyFR; bayliving; BFM; ...
Maryland “Freak State” PING!
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posted on
12/21/2012 8:52:32 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
To: SledgeCS
My 1st “pro” job I had some pals down the hall in the “big office”, with 4 people. The oldest of them (maybe 50s) was infamous as a flatulator. I didn’t know this until I asked what the deal was with all of them having dust masks hanging from their lamps. That’s when I found out they were symbolic of using protection against Tom and his frequent outbursts.
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posted on
12/21/2012 9:44:00 PM PST
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia; windcliff; stylecouncilor
This article from The Smoking Gun brought to you by the "Smoking Bun".
What is the workers name? Gaseous Clay? Fartholomew? Stinky Pete?
To: the OlLine Rebel
I remember reading a post a while back, where a person talked about working in a gov office with a group of deaf people who have no idea that passing gas causes sound. I can’t do his description justice although it still brings a smile to my face when I think about it.
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posted on
12/22/2012 12:55:05 AM PST
by
Taylor42
To: rightwingintelligentsia
On this one, the one-liners just write themselves.
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posted on
12/22/2012 12:13:54 PM PST
by
YHAOS
To: cripplecreek
Thanks for posting.
I just got finished reading the entire thread out loud to my family — they are STILL doubled up in laughter and tears (we were going to a funeral today but it’s about to start snowing...).
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posted on
12/22/2012 1:50:06 PM PST
by
Bon of Babble
(Instant Human....Add Coffee)
To: cripplecreek
And we wonder why people go on workplace shooting sprees.So...they put in place a farting freeze.
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posted on
12/22/2012 9:28:44 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(The only way to stop a man with a gun is with a gun. --Daniel Greenfield)
To: eartrumpet
No wonder Hitler was so anti smoking. One match and the whole room could explode.I am not making this up: one of my friends asked her teenager where he was going, and he said, "Down to Kohut's barn to light farts."
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posted on
12/22/2012 9:54:23 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(The only way to stop a man with a gun is with a gun. --Daniel Greenfield)
To: Taylor42
I remember reading a post a while back, where a person talked about working in a gov office with a group of deaf people who have no idea that passing gas causes sound. Reminds me of that old joke:
Q. Why did God make farts smell the way they do?
A. So that the deaf could also enjoy them.
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posted on
12/22/2012 9:57:30 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(The only way to stop a man with a gun is with a gun. --Daniel Greenfield)
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