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Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
The Smoking Gun ^
| December 21, 2012
Posted on 12/21/2012 4:24:30 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
And we wonder why people go on workplace shooting sprees.
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:27:27 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: cripplecreek
Maybe he could join the Army and they could use his gift to gas out the enemies and cause them to surrender.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
He forgot to say “Here, pull this.” We humans never cease to amuse.
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:29:27 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Federal Worker Takes “Farting Around” To A Whole New Level.
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:31:27 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(U.S. elections have become nothing but another cheap ripoff of American Idol.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The pic at the link is of he and his “wife” with Pepe Le Pew? Looks like two guys.
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:33:04 PM PST
by
machogirl
(First they came for my tagline, (it's back). 2008, the Decline of America)
To: Slings and Arrows
“And just what is it you DO do?”
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:39:52 PM PST
by
To Hell With Poverty
(Ephesians 6:12 becomes more real to me with each news cycle.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:39:58 PM PST
by
forgotten man
(forgotten man)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:41:22 PM PST
by
GenXteacher
(You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I don't know about this guy, but in 1963 I actually worked with a gentleman that honestly had this problem. It was confirmed to be a medical problem, and he wasn't terribly offensive, always indicating regret with a "sorry" or "pardon", and he gave as much distance as conditions would allow.
Otherwise, he was completely normal, married, kids and all.
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:43:02 PM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
A true stinking job environment!
To: rightwingintelligentsia
It was in Baltimore. How could you notice the smell over the general stink of the City? Lots of mayors and local politicians in jail. Lots of crime. Lots of corruption.
That is the real “stink” of Baltimore, not one guy with bowel problems.
To: Navy Patriot
"I don't know about this guy, but in 1963 I actually worked with a gentleman that honestly had this problem. It was confirmed to be a medical problem, and he wasn't terribly offensive, always indicating regret with a "sorry" or "pardon", and he gave as much distance as conditions would allow."
Did he carry around an aerosol to offer a courtesy stray before he fired? ;-)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The condition is probably “meteorism”. Adolph Hitler had the same condition.
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:53:18 PM PST
by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At ‘em boys, Give ‘er the gas! (Give ‘er the gas now!)
Down we dive, spouting our flame from under,
Off with one heckuva roar!
We live in fame or go down in blue flames.
Hey! Nothing’ll stop the U.S. Air Farts!
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Says that he’s lactose intolerant but will get gas-X to help out.
I have a child who is lactose intolerant and avoids anything that cause the incredibly foul gas that results.
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:55:24 PM PST
by
FrogMom
(Chicken Little is coming, and he's right!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
A steady diet of Fiber One bars will do it
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:58:44 PM PST
by
AbnSarge
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Maybe he should stop going to Taco Bell for lunch.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
... A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence ...Sadly, I never worked for a company that would award such an employee performance. We did have a co-worker who was a little smell challenged. The boss allowed an expense account reimbursement for the one who bought all the soap and deodorant ...
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:59:12 PM PST
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: machogirl
I agree.
I wonder if his wife is female.
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posted on
12/21/2012 4:59:27 PM PST
by
bimboeruption
(Clinging to my Bible and my HK.)
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