Sounds like he is related to Boehner.
A fake Congressman who kisses Obama’s buttocks.
Fake Dr: "I need to give you an injection."
Patient: "You can kiss my a$$!"
This is wrong, on so many levels.
A fake dentist, already under investigation for practicing medicine without a license, is now accused of treated a woman for her toothache and then kissing her buttocks after an injection....
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There’s a simple explanation.
See, he gave her an injection in the buttocks. It hurt. And being the kind compassionate man that he is...
He kissed her boo-boo to make it feel better.
See? I told you it was simple.
That’s one way to meet girls...
He gave her a shot in the butt for a toothache?
I didn’t think Hermey went for the ladies.
:)
Dentist to patient in waiting room: “Have a seat.”
Patient: “Don`t mind if you do.”
Sign in doctor`s office”
“Dentist and Proctologist: Both can be done simultaneously, thus saving both time and money!”
Sign in dentist`s office:
“The End Justifies the Meanies.”
I was ridin’ on a train to Austin, Texas,
When a very lovely lady sat next to me.
When she got up to eat,
She asked if I would hold her seat.
I was more than happy to,
And now there’s more I’d like to do.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in herear.
I wanna hold her behind...closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
When she returned, she said she was an actress.
She showed me an album of pictures of her opening, which she’d been sittin’ on.
She seemed as sweet as she could be,
But I could clearly see
She was the kinda girl who stole men’s hearts,
Then wrecked ‘em.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in herear.
I wanna hold her behind...closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
Well, I’ll never forget that train ride down to Austin.
We shared a seat, and we shared our tales.
But as my heart tries to leave her behind,
Regrets are all I find,
‘Cause I’d hoped I’d get that girl
In the end.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in herear.
I wanna hold her behind...closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but,
I wanna kiss her but,
I wanna kiss her but,
She won’t let me.
Was the fact that the "dentist" was working on the wrong end the first clue that he was fake?
