Posted on 11/26/2012 11:35:27 AM PST by TurboZamboni
DAVIE (CBS4) – A fake dentist, already under investigation for practicing medicine without a license, is now accused of treated a woman for her toothache and then kissing her buttocks after an injection, according to a Hollywood Police report.
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Sounds like he is related to Boehner.
A fake Congressman who kisses Obama’s buttocks.
Fake Dr: "I need to give you an injection."
Patient: "You can kiss my a$$!"
This is wrong, on so many levels.
What a coincidence, WOW!!!! I have suggested that my Ex wife, who is a real Dentist.... Oh.. Nevermind.. :)
A fake dentist, already under investigation for practicing medicine without a license, is now accused of treated a woman for her toothache and then kissing her buttocks after an injection....
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There’s a simple explanation.
See, he gave her an injection in the buttocks. It hurt. And being the kind compassionate man that he is...
He kissed her boo-boo to make it feel better.
See? I told you it was simple.
I don’t recall the entire joke, but the punchline was something like “...well just decide lady, so I can adjust the chair.”
That’s one way to meet girls...
The dentist tried to calm her down assuring her that he would do nothing to hurt her. She sat down in the chair and started fidgeting nervously. When he asked her to open her mouth, she screamed.
He did his best to calm her down even though he was rapidly losing his patience.
Almost immediately the lady threw a hysterical fit, then realizing that the dentist had begun glaring at her, she said, “Oh doctor, I'm so nervous. I just hate dentists. I think I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth drilled.”
Replied the dentist,”...well just decide lady, so I can adjust the chair.”
Thanks! (Hmm, I wonder if that was this gal’s problem?)
He gave her a shot in the butt for a toothache?
Is it safe ping.......
Those roots go pretty deep.
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won’t hurt a byte
Q: What is a dentist’s office?
A: A filling station
Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: “You have a hole in one. “
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s dentist
Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Q: What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
A: The dentist
Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).
Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: “The Dentist will see you now.”
Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself
Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.
Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth
Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal
Q: Where does the dentist get his gas?
A: At the filling station
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
I didn’t think Hermey went for the ladies.
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