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WORST Christmas Songs Ever - Vanity
11/19/2012 | VRWCmember

Posted on 11/19/2012 9:17:52 PM PST by VRWCmember

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To: Revolting cat!

Stop it...stop it...my stomach muscles hurt...


81 posted on 11/20/2012 6:45:02 AM PST by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must.)
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To: VRWCmember
That thing that Lady Elton John did...can't recall the title (thankfully).But then everything that Lady Elton has ever done was shite!
82 posted on 11/20/2012 7:10:35 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Benghazi: What Did Baraq Know And When Did He Know It?)
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To: VRWCmember
Sorry to hijack the thread a bit but this is one of the funniest Christmas songs I've heard:

There's Something Stuck Up In The Chimney

83 posted on 11/20/2012 7:15:02 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Benghazi: What Did Baraq Know And When Did He Know It?)
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To: VRWCmember; mickie; oswegodeee; flaglady47; seenenuf; seekthetruth; ExTexasRedhead; Bob Ireland; ...
"Shall I play for you, pum rum pum pum
On my drum?
Pum rum pum pum pum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
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Numb bum crumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb......

Leni

84 posted on 11/20/2012 7:30:51 AM PST by MinuteGal (Tuesday, November 6, 2012.....A Day that will Live in Infamy)
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To: laweeks
3. Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart, by George Michael / Wham?

Certainly the gayest Christmas Song ever.

85 posted on 11/20/2012 7:33:27 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: ApplegateRanch
okay! José Feliciano’s Feliz Navidad

I thought it was, "Police Nab Me Dad."

86 posted on 11/20/2012 7:34:32 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Jim from C-Town
"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time."

You Don't Say!

87 posted on 11/20/2012 7:37:05 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Disambiguator

Kenny G, the Official Soundtrack of Hell.


88 posted on 11/20/2012 7:39:25 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement

But I love the version by Eartha Kitt.


89 posted on 11/20/2012 7:53:16 AM PST by Conan the Librarian (The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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To: ApplegateRanch

The original lyrics of Have Yourself a Merry little Christmas were so dark....they referred to suicide....that Judy Garland refused to sing it until they were changed. The irony. It makes me love that song.


90 posted on 11/20/2012 7:55:41 AM PST by Blackirish
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To: VRWCmember

Anything by today’s ‘artists’ that try to ‘sex them up’.
I heard a Christmas song a while back by Jessica Simpson where she was moaning and groaning it out..disgusting.


91 posted on 11/20/2012 8:07:51 AM PST by patriot08 (Native Texan)
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To: VRWCmember

All the “standards”, they’re so horribly phoned in. And of course the “novelty” songs, because by the 3rd listening the novelty has worn off. Really I have very little patience for Christmas music, 99% of it is just horrid.


92 posted on 11/20/2012 8:13:42 AM PST by discostu (Not a part of anyone's well oiled machine.)
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To: VRWCmember

Thank God It’s Not Christmas

What do I hear, what do I hear?
Chit-chat, and clinking glass
Cheap talk, a lady’s laugh
After hour

What do I see, what do I see?
Some sunken hideaway
Where people go to play
After hour

There I’ll spend the night
Meeting fancy thins
At bistros and old haunts
Trying very hard to sin

Then it is day end in a way
The pattern’s much the same
In-spots, a matinee
Every day

Blend with the crowd, blend with the loud
Hypnotic ebb and flow
Until the day goes slowly
Into night
See the same old crowd
At bistros and old haunts
‘Til the lights grow dim,
The not-so-subtle hint to be gone

Chorus:
Thank God it’s not Christmas
When there is only you
And nothing else to do
Thank God it’s not Christmas
Where there’s just you to do
The rest is closed to public view

Caroling kids, caroling kids
A trifle premature, in tones so rich and pure and crystaline
Call for the day, the popular day
It’s fast approaching now
But will the mood allow
One dissent

If this were the Seine
We’d be very suave
But it’s just the rain
Washing down the boulevard

(Chorus)

Popular days, the popular ways
Are for the chosen few
Not meant for me and you
Obviously

Popular nights, poplar rites
Great things to say and do
Aren’t said or done by you
Obviously

If this were Seine
We’d be very suave
But it’s just the rain
Washing down the boulevard


93 posted on 11/20/2012 8:20:18 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. ItClimate change! is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: VRWCmember

I’ve placed a mental block on the title, but the Beach Boys’ Christmas song is one of the worst.

“Christmas comes this time each year...” Really? No ****, Sherlock!


94 posted on 11/20/2012 8:25:53 AM PST by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: Fresh Wind

Perfect. A great band name!


95 posted on 11/20/2012 10:20:20 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Olog-hai
they begin to meld together after a while . . . total horrors

Little secret: I thought they where one! :)

96 posted on 11/20/2012 2:29:44 PM PST by moose07 (The truth will out, one day.)
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To: Chunga

Mark Steyn sings..
http://www.amazon.com/gp/recsradio/radio/B001HKRKFU/ref=pd_krex_listen_dp_img?ie=UTF8&refTagSuffix=dp_img


97 posted on 11/20/2012 2:34:35 PM PST by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: VRWCmember

Freebird - Lynrd Skynrd


98 posted on 11/20/2012 2:37:18 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (the mature Christian is almost impossible to offend)
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