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WORST Christmas Songs Ever - Vanity
11/19/2012 | VRWCmember

Posted on 11/19/2012 9:17:52 PM PST by VRWCmember

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Please share your contributions for the list of worst Christmas songs ever.
1 posted on 11/19/2012 9:17:58 PM PST by VRWCmember
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Peter Pan Caroleers - I Want an Elephant for Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YdiVtWQiOg


2 posted on 11/19/2012 9:20:43 PM PST by massmike (At least no one is wearing a "Ron Paul - 2016" tee shirt........yet!)
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Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey....without a doubt, after hearing it maybe three times during the season it sticks in my head till well after Jan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrdxtWgHbE


3 posted on 11/19/2012 9:23:56 PM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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Anything with singing dogs or cats.


4 posted on 11/19/2012 9:28:06 PM PST by stilloftyhenight
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All Christmas/Political songs like the ones with billionaires preaching to us to help the poor when all they have to do is go there, give all their money away and live in their neighborhoods spending the rest of their lives handing out food, building bridges and new homes for them.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Adam Sandler’s The Thanksgiving Song (which bleeds into the Christmas Season so far it’s heard all the way until New Years.


5 posted on 11/19/2012 9:28:25 PM PST by tsowellfan (Allen West for Speaker!)
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Bruce Springsteen’s grating version of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” which the radio insists on playing during the holidays. When it comes on I can’t turn my radio off fast enough.


6 posted on 11/19/2012 9:36:24 PM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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Christmas At Ground Zero
by Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

The Night Santa Went Crazy
by Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY

Westside
by Doctor Dyke and The Cinnamon Cowboys
http://www.myspace.com/drdyke/music/songs/westside-27040569

Smells Like Xmas Spirit
by Doctor Dyke and The Cinnamon Cowboys
http://www.myspace.com/drdyke/music/songs/smells-like-xmas-spirit-27040567


7 posted on 11/19/2012 9:37:09 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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“Ho,Ho,Ho (Who’d Want to be a Turkey at Christmas?)” —Elton John circa 1973.


8 posted on 11/19/2012 9:38:08 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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Last Christmas is a great song, how about the barking dogs?


9 posted on 11/19/2012 9:39:32 PM PST by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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For accuracy? I Saw Three Ships. If they were sailing into Bethlehem, they were airships.


10 posted on 11/19/2012 9:44:37 PM PST by Ingtar (Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
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I have hundreds of comedy/novelty/goofy Christmas Songs and over 20 hours of the fabulous (now long discontinued) “Special X” program from XM Radio, and love ‘em all. The more weird, awful, irreverent, naughty, etc - the better.

Except one. I don’t know what the name of this monstrosity is, but it’s a spoken word thing about a little girl in an orphanage named “Mary Christmas” and it makes me want to climb up in the belltower with an AK47! SO I settle for mentally dragging the needle across the record grooves and hit the skip button. It is truly beyond the pale, and I like the pale.


11 posted on 11/19/2012 9:45:05 PM PST by bigbob
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Yep. Just what I was going to say. Usually I break the radio.


12 posted on 11/19/2012 9:48:32 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools we will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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Not worst but most touching - I’ll Be Home For Christmas - salute to troops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isZ8MBQQNxk


13 posted on 11/19/2012 9:50:41 PM PST by rurgan (give laws an expiration date:so the congress has to review every 4 years to see if needed)
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Where would King Diamond’s No Presents For Christmas fit on this list . . . ?
14 posted on 11/19/2012 9:52:46 PM PST by Olog-hai
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That stupid Beach Boys song. I have successfully blocked the title from my memory bank so don't nobody post the name of it.

Also Little Drummer Boy.

15 posted on 11/19/2012 9:53:23 PM PST by Texas Eagle (1)
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Santa is a Psycho by Dan Hart- oh wait, I LOVE this song!
16 posted on 11/19/2012 9:55:39 PM PST by gura (If Allah is so great, why does he need fat sexually confused fanboys to do his dirty work? -iowahawk)
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Spike Jones: All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69W1mpBQPJE


17 posted on 11/19/2012 9:57:17 PM PST by dorothy ( "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson)
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I’m sure I’ll get a bunch of “Oh, I love that song” comments, but I absolutely hate “Toy Packaging” by Sara Groves.


18 posted on 11/19/2012 9:57:31 PM PST by Gil4 (Progressives - Trying to repeal the Law of Supply and Demand since 1848)
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I can’t let this thread go without a Long Distance Dedication to our Special Friend, Bawney Fwank, in this festive season:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU8IQqcq270


19 posted on 11/19/2012 9:58:44 PM PST by bigbob
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No matter who sings it, I always hated the
Pa-rumpa-dump-a-frumpy-lumpy-ump song....

Dump that song in the sump! Please!


20 posted on 11/19/2012 9:58:50 PM PST by djf (Political Science: Conservatives = govern-ment. Liberals = givin-me-it.)
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