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WORST Christmas Songs Ever - Vanity
11/19/2012 | VRWCmember

Posted on 11/19/2012 9:17:52 PM PST by VRWCmember

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51 posted on 11/19/2012 10:58:52 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Arthur McGowan

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
by Randy Brooks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cWjR6Ca8DU


52 posted on 11/19/2012 11:08:49 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Texas Eagle

“The Little Saint Nick” RULES.


53 posted on 11/19/2012 11:10:48 PM PST by Chunga (Ron Paul is a fruitcakey jackass.)
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To: VRWCmember
"A Marshmallow World."

It's just a seasonal song, but it's pathetic.

54 posted on 11/19/2012 11:12:12 PM PST by Chunga (Ron Paul is a fruitcakey jackass.)
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To: Revolting cat!; VRWCmember; a fool in paradise

AC/DC - “Mistress for Christmas”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mOBUUhsRwc

Spinal Tap - “Christmas With The Devil”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KneOdEDwDEc


55 posted on 11/19/2012 11:20:23 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: VRWCmember

Happy Birthday Dear Jesus by R. Lee Ermy.

56 posted on 11/19/2012 11:32:03 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: VRWCmember

How about “I yust go nuts at Christmas” by Jorgi Jorgenson?


57 posted on 11/19/2012 11:56:15 PM PST by Exeter (A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
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To: VRWCmember

Actually the version of Must be Santa by Texas’ polka rock band Brave Combo isn’t bad.

I have alternate lyrics to the Lennon tune: “War is over/
CAUSE we WON it/ WE have WON it, now...”

Christmas at Ground Zero has a diff. meaning post 9/11.
Even before then, Yankovic’s nasal voice a bit of a turn off.


58 posted on 11/20/2012 12:13:27 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

There’s a novelty song John Waters put on his Christmas album (probably on youtube) called Here Comes Fatty Claus with his Sack of S—t.

I do like the Irish Rovers version of “Grandma”. The 45’s b side “Merry Bloody Xmas”: Merry X-mas to me, my dog threw up all over the x-mas tree. They repossessed me color TV.
Oh merry bloody X-mas, to me.”


59 posted on 11/20/2012 12:15:55 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: Revolting cat!

funny funny. made me laugh.


60 posted on 11/20/2012 12:22:49 AM PST by wiggen (The teacher card. When the racism card just won't work.)
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To: VRWCmember

JASON AND THE STRAP-TONES - I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTO-fJi-uKE


61 posted on 11/20/2012 1:11:21 AM PST by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: Exeter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4uW2PT-190

Christmas 78’s - I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson


62 posted on 11/20/2012 1:20:13 AM PST by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: laweeks

Absolutely. It’s hideous.


63 posted on 11/20/2012 1:29:17 AM PST by kelly4c (http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/post?id=2900389%2C41#help)
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To: VRWCmember

most Xmas novelty songs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasSkqJBytk
The 12 pains of christmas


64 posted on 11/20/2012 1:34:58 AM PST by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: VRWCmember

There are more, many more but these are revolting noise, all of them.

Any version of the “ Twelve Days of Christmas”
Any version of “The Little Drummer Boy”
Whatever Burl Ives is spewing about a “Holly Jolly Christmas”
Any version of “Jingle Bell Rock”
“Santa Baby”


65 posted on 11/20/2012 1:36:38 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: VRWCmember

There’s a purposely out-of-tune version of “Frosty the Snowman” that they play in Starbucks. Then the last go-through it’s back on tune. Like banging your head against a wall because it feels good when you stop—there can be no other point to it, since it has no redeeming virtue.


66 posted on 11/20/2012 2:11:11 AM PST by firebrand
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; VRWCmember

Good Lord, man — HAVE YOU NO SOLE??


67 posted on 11/20/2012 2:51:03 AM PST by martin_fierro (Parum pa pun pun)
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To: VRWCmember

Joe Diffy’s “Leroy the Redneck Reindeer.”


68 posted on 11/20/2012 2:55:25 AM PST by MIDad23
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To: VRWCmember
Actually not bad at all is this 1965 Rolling Stones ripoff:

Get Off My Roof

69 posted on 11/20/2012 3:01:12 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Cut the cable today!)
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To: Fresh Wind

All of them.


70 posted on 11/20/2012 3:15:44 AM PST by freepertoo
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To: VRWCmember

Santa Baby ... no matter which sings it
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Anything political or by the Chipmunks
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas


71 posted on 11/20/2012 3:59:12 AM PST by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: al_c

Which = who


72 posted on 11/20/2012 4:00:24 AM PST by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: VRWCmember

The song I heard traveling between NC and TN last year. Obviously an AA vocalist. The words were about how much her man loved her at Christmas because he bought her all these name brand clothes and rings and a fancy car. If anything could be opposite of the meaning of the season, that song was it.

I heard it twice, so grateful to never have heard it again. It will probably haunt me forever.


73 posted on 11/20/2012 4:20:50 AM PST by Roses0508
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To: VRWCmember
Jim Nabors absolutely butchers "Sleigh Ride". Why Jim? Seriously? You thought Bing's version just wasn't good enough? Ugggg

Sleigh Ride

74 posted on 11/20/2012 4:33:10 AM PST by TruthBeforeAll (Liberals love to do what is "best" for you, even if it kills you.)
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To: VRWCmember

It’s not even Thanksgiving yet!


75 posted on 11/20/2012 5:33:06 AM PST by Patriot365
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To: Revolting cat!
Anything by Kenny G., Barry Malinow, Brbra, Lionel Richchey.

Some other musicians don't like Kenny G, either.

76 posted on 11/20/2012 5:48:43 AM PST by Disambiguator (America chose...poorly.)
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To: Jim from C-Town
“Do They Know It's Christmas?” God, I hate this song. It is pretentious, repetitive, and just plain awful. OVER AND OVER. Makes me pine for February!

Agree, absolutely. The only one worse than that is "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" by Sir Paul McCartney, which always makes me wish that Her Majesty the Queen had employed a sword to knight him horizontally, rather than vertically.

77 posted on 11/20/2012 5:57:45 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

Play that Spinal Tap record at 78. As Paul once sang, take a bad song and make it better...


78 posted on 11/20/2012 5:59:26 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: VRWCmember

“Hark the Harold Angels Sing” This version can be best described as being “Apocalyptic Punk”. The title is screamed throughout the song followed by big dissonant chords. It is simply awful.

“Walking in a Winter Wonderland”. This version of a great song is done by a Mariachi band. Predictably the trumpets are sharp and overblown and it makes my ears bleed.


79 posted on 11/20/2012 6:28:06 AM PST by buffaloguy
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“Hark the Herald Angels Sing” This version can be best described as being “Apocalyptic Punk”. The title is screamed throughout the song followed by big dissonant chords. It is simply awful.

“Walking in a Winter Wonderland”. This version of a great song is done by a Mariachi band. Predictably the trumpets are sharp and overblown and it makes my ears bleed.


80 posted on 11/20/2012 6:29:07 AM PST by buffaloguy
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To: Revolting cat!

Stop it...stop it...my stomach muscles hurt...


81 posted on 11/20/2012 6:45:02 AM PST by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must.)
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To: VRWCmember
That thing that Lady Elton John did...can't recall the title (thankfully).But then everything that Lady Elton has ever done was shite!
82 posted on 11/20/2012 7:10:35 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Benghazi: What Did Baraq Know And When Did He Know It?)
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To: VRWCmember
Sorry to hijack the thread a bit but this is one of the funniest Christmas songs I've heard:

There's Something Stuck Up In The Chimney

83 posted on 11/20/2012 7:15:02 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Benghazi: What Did Baraq Know And When Did He Know It?)
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To: VRWCmember; mickie; oswegodeee; flaglady47; seenenuf; seekthetruth; ExTexasRedhead; Bob Ireland; ...
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On my drum?
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Numb bum crumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
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Leni

84 posted on 11/20/2012 7:30:51 AM PST by MinuteGal (Tuesday, November 6, 2012.....A Day that will Live in Infamy)
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To: laweeks
3. Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart, by George Michael / Wham?

Certainly the gayest Christmas Song ever.

85 posted on 11/20/2012 7:33:27 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: ApplegateRanch
okay! José Feliciano’s Feliz Navidad

I thought it was, "Police Nab Me Dad."

86 posted on 11/20/2012 7:34:32 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Jim from C-Town
"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time."

You Don't Say!

87 posted on 11/20/2012 7:37:05 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Disambiguator

Kenny G, the Official Soundtrack of Hell.


88 posted on 11/20/2012 7:39:25 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement

But I love the version by Eartha Kitt.


89 posted on 11/20/2012 7:53:16 AM PST by Conan the Librarian (The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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To: ApplegateRanch

The original lyrics of Have Yourself a Merry little Christmas were so dark....they referred to suicide....that Judy Garland refused to sing it until they were changed. The irony. It makes me love that song.


90 posted on 11/20/2012 7:55:41 AM PST by Blackirish
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To: VRWCmember

Anything by today’s ‘artists’ that try to ‘sex them up’.
I heard a Christmas song a while back by Jessica Simpson where she was moaning and groaning it out..disgusting.


91 posted on 11/20/2012 8:07:51 AM PST by patriot08 (Native Texan)
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To: VRWCmember

All the “standards”, they’re so horribly phoned in. And of course the “novelty” songs, because by the 3rd listening the novelty has worn off. Really I have very little patience for Christmas music, 99% of it is just horrid.


92 posted on 11/20/2012 8:13:42 AM PST by discostu (Not a part of anyone's well oiled machine.)
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Thank God It’s Not Christmas

What do I hear, what do I hear?
Chit-chat, and clinking glass
Cheap talk, a lady’s laugh
After hour

What do I see, what do I see?
Some sunken hideaway
Where people go to play
After hour

There I’ll spend the night
Meeting fancy thins
At bistros and old haunts
Trying very hard to sin

Then it is day end in a way
The pattern’s much the same
In-spots, a matinee
Every day

Blend with the crowd, blend with the loud
Hypnotic ebb and flow
Until the day goes slowly
Into night
See the same old crowd
At bistros and old haunts
‘Til the lights grow dim,
The not-so-subtle hint to be gone

Chorus:
Thank God it’s not Christmas
When there is only you
And nothing else to do
Thank God it’s not Christmas
Where there’s just you to do
The rest is closed to public view

Caroling kids, caroling kids
A trifle premature, in tones so rich and pure and crystaline
Call for the day, the popular day
It’s fast approaching now
But will the mood allow
One dissent

If this were the Seine
We’d be very suave
But it’s just the rain
Washing down the boulevard

(Chorus)

Popular days, the popular ways
Are for the chosen few
Not meant for me and you
Obviously

Popular nights, poplar rites
Great things to say and do
Aren’t said or done by you
Obviously

If this were Seine
We’d be very suave
But it’s just the rain
Washing down the boulevard


93 posted on 11/20/2012 8:20:18 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. ItClimate change! is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: VRWCmember

I’ve placed a mental block on the title, but the Beach Boys’ Christmas song is one of the worst.

“Christmas comes this time each year...” Really? No ****, Sherlock!


94 posted on 11/20/2012 8:25:53 AM PST by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: Fresh Wind

Perfect. A great band name!


95 posted on 11/20/2012 10:20:20 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Olog-hai
they begin to meld together after a while . . . total horrors

Little secret: I thought they where one! :)

96 posted on 11/20/2012 2:29:44 PM PST by moose07 (The truth will out, one day.)
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To: Chunga

Mark Steyn sings..
http://www.amazon.com/gp/recsradio/radio/B001HKRKFU/ref=pd_krex_listen_dp_img?ie=UTF8&refTagSuffix=dp_img


97 posted on 11/20/2012 2:34:35 PM PST by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: VRWCmember

Freebird - Lynrd Skynrd


98 posted on 11/20/2012 2:37:18 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (the mature Christian is almost impossible to offend)
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