Posted on 11/19/2012 9:17:52 PM PST by VRWCmember
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
by Randy Brooks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cWjR6Ca8DU
“The Little Saint Nick” RULES.
It's just a seasonal song, but it's pathetic.
AC/DC - “Mistress for Christmas”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mOBUUhsRwc
Spinal Tap - “Christmas With The Devil”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KneOdEDwDEc
Happy Birthday Dear Jesus by R. Lee Ermy.
How about “I yust go nuts at Christmas” by Jorgi Jorgenson?
Actually the version of Must be Santa by Texas’ polka rock band Brave Combo isn’t bad.
I have alternate lyrics to the Lennon tune: “War is over/
CAUSE we WON it/ WE have WON it, now...”
Christmas at Ground Zero has a diff. meaning post 9/11.
Even before then, Yankovic’s nasal voice a bit of a turn off.
There’s a novelty song John Waters put on his Christmas album (probably on youtube) called Here Comes Fatty Claus with his Sack of S—t.
I do like the Irish Rovers version of “Grandma”. The 45’s b side “Merry Bloody Xmas”: Merry X-mas to me, my dog threw up all over the x-mas tree. They repossessed me color TV.
Oh merry bloody X-mas, to me.”
funny funny. made me laugh.
JASON AND THE STRAP-TONES - I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTO-fJi-uKE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4uW2PT-190
Christmas 78’s - I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson
Absolutely. It’s hideous.
There are more, many more but these are revolting noise, all of them.
Any version of the “ Twelve Days of Christmas”
Any version of “The Little Drummer Boy”
Whatever Burl Ives is spewing about a “Holly Jolly Christmas”
Any version of “Jingle Bell Rock”
“Santa Baby”
There’s a purposely out-of-tune version of “Frosty the Snowman” that they play in Starbucks. Then the last go-through it’s back on tune. Like banging your head against a wall because it feels good when you stop—there can be no other point to it, since it has no redeeming virtue.
Good Lord, man — HAVE YOU NO SOLE??
Joe Diffy’s “Leroy the Redneck Reindeer.”
All of them.
Santa Baby ... no matter which sings it
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Anything political or by the Chipmunks
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Which = who
The song I heard traveling between NC and TN last year. Obviously an AA vocalist. The words were about how much her man loved her at Christmas because he bought her all these name brand clothes and rings and a fancy car. If anything could be opposite of the meaning of the season, that song was it.
I heard it twice, so grateful to never have heard it again. It will probably haunt me forever.
It’s not even Thanksgiving yet!
Agree, absolutely. The only one worse than that is "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" by Sir Paul McCartney, which always makes me wish that Her Majesty the Queen had employed a sword to knight him horizontally, rather than vertically.
Play that Spinal Tap record at 78. As Paul once sang, take a bad song and make it better...
“Hark the Harold Angels Sing” This version can be best described as being “Apocalyptic Punk”. The title is screamed throughout the song followed by big dissonant chords. It is simply awful.
“Walking in a Winter Wonderland”. This version of a great song is done by a Mariachi band. Predictably the trumpets are sharp and overblown and it makes my ears bleed.
“Hark the Herald Angels Sing” This version can be best described as being “Apocalyptic Punk”. The title is screamed throughout the song followed by big dissonant chords. It is simply awful.
“Walking in a Winter Wonderland”. This version of a great song is done by a Mariachi band. Predictably the trumpets are sharp and overblown and it makes my ears bleed.
Stop it...stop it...my stomach muscles hurt...
Numb bum crumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb......
Leni
Certainly the gayest Christmas Song ever.
I thought it was, "Police Nab Me Dad."
You Don't Say!
Kenny G, the Official Soundtrack of Hell.
But I love the version by Eartha Kitt.
The original lyrics of Have Yourself a Merry little Christmas were so dark....they referred to suicide....that Judy Garland refused to sing it until they were changed. The irony. It makes me love that song.
Anything by today’s ‘artists’ that try to ‘sex them up’.
I heard a Christmas song a while back by Jessica Simpson where she was moaning and groaning it out..disgusting.
All the “standards”, they’re so horribly phoned in. And of course the “novelty” songs, because by the 3rd listening the novelty has worn off. Really I have very little patience for Christmas music, 99% of it is just horrid.
Thank God It’s Not Christmas
What do I hear, what do I hear?
Chit-chat, and clinking glass
Cheap talk, a lady’s laugh
After hour
What do I see, what do I see?
Some sunken hideaway
Where people go to play
After hour
There I’ll spend the night
Meeting fancy thins
At bistros and old haunts
Trying very hard to sin
Then it is day end in a way
The pattern’s much the same
In-spots, a matinee
Every day
Blend with the crowd, blend with the loud
Hypnotic ebb and flow
Until the day goes slowly
Into night
See the same old crowd
At bistros and old haunts
‘Til the lights grow dim,
The not-so-subtle hint to be gone
Chorus:
Thank God it’s not Christmas
When there is only you
And nothing else to do
Thank God it’s not Christmas
Where there’s just you to do
The rest is closed to public view
Caroling kids, caroling kids
A trifle premature, in tones so rich and pure and crystaline
Call for the day, the popular day
It’s fast approaching now
But will the mood allow
One dissent
If this were the Seine
We’d be very suave
But it’s just the rain
Washing down the boulevard
(Chorus)
Popular days, the popular ways
Are for the chosen few
Not meant for me and you
Obviously
Popular nights, poplar rites
Great things to say and do
Aren’t said or done by you
Obviously
If this were Seine
We’d be very suave
But it’s just the rain
Washing down the boulevard
I’ve placed a mental block on the title, but the Beach Boys’ Christmas song is one of the worst.
“Christmas comes this time each year...” Really? No ****, Sherlock!
Perfect. A great band name!
Little secret: I thought they where one! :)
Mark Steyn sings..
http://www.amazon.com/gp/recsradio/radio/B001HKRKFU/ref=pd_krex_listen_dp_img?ie=UTF8&refTagSuffix=dp_img
Freebird - Lynrd Skynrd
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