Politicians and lawyers are barred from entry, as they are considered to have an unfair advantage.
The World’s Biggest Liar was announced September 9, 2009, by Joe Wilson .... many people didn’t believe him then, but they believe him now.
What about MSDNC pundits?
My entry:
I Tuesday November 6, I appeared before all the media wire-services and announced that Barak Obama had won re-election.
See, there’s 2 lies; a lie within a lie. How could I lose?
Worthless story. It doesn’t re-tell any of the tall tales.
Sure, I was with my girlfriend, ah, Morgan Fairchild - yea, that’s the ticket....
Too easy, too easy....
Of course last year the crown went to my ex.
They might as well award the crown to Obama, even before he does anything. You know, like they did the Nobel prize.
The Liar
I was born about ten thousand years ago, In a castle in the County of Mayo; It was me that chased the vermin, while St. Patrick preached the sermon, And I'll whoop the man that says it isn't so
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Singing rightful too-ra-laddie too-ra-lee There is no one who can tell a lie like me; You can search until you tire, you won't find a bigger liar, I've been lying since the dawn of history!
I saw Eve go pickin' apples off a tree, She came over and she offered one to me; I said, "No thank you madam, go and try your luck with Adam, I'm going home for fish and chips and tea."
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I saw Delilah cuttin' Samson's hair, She snipped away until his head was bare, When he couldn't run away, well she married him next day, And they opened up a barber shop in Clare
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I helped Jonah when he was within the whale, He thought he'd never live to tell the tale, I gave old Jonah garlic, and he gave the whale the colic, So he coughed him up and let him out of jail
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With King Billy at the Boyne I head him call On his followers to follow til they fall, He said well win quite easy, and well canonize young Paisley, Then he up and sang a verse of Derrys Walls!
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It was during World War Two I met them all, there was Roosevelt and Churchill and De Gaulle, Once I very nearly fainted, I was havin my house painted, There was Hitler hangin paper in the hall! (with Stalin helpin!)
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Queen Elizabeth, she fell in love with me, We were married up in Newark, secretly; When I schemed a bit and shook her, she went with Corey Booker, to shoot mosquitoes down in South Jer-seee!
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This is the minor league championship - the real pros are in DC.