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To: Lucky9teen
2 posted on
11/09/2012 4:35:27 AM PST by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
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3 posted on
11/09/2012 4:36:06 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
Top ten - first time in my life - heck of a week to have that happen!
5 posted on
11/09/2012 4:37:08 AM PST by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
9 posted on
11/09/2012 4:39:49 AM PST by
Ratman83
To: Lucky9teen
11 posted on
11/09/2012 4:44:30 AM PST by
Monkey Face
(Please don't take my blanket! I can't face the world unarmed! ~~ Linus)
To: Lucky9teen
Started early today Lucky! Woohoo!! It’s FRIDAY!!!!!
13 posted on
11/09/2012 4:54:02 AM PST by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
An early Christmas thought
I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.
They all hang together; half of them don’t work; and the ones that do, aren’t that bright.
16 posted on
11/09/2012 5:15:18 AM PST by
Arrowhead1952
(0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
To: Lucky9teen
18 posted on
11/09/2012 5:25:25 AM PST by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Lucky9teen
This Veterans Day, let's not forget the hundreds of thousands of men who lost their lives in defense of EBT cards, gay sex, and Muslim sympathizers.
Silly enough?
27 posted on
11/09/2012 6:08:29 AM PST by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
To: Lucky9teen
Sometimes, ya just gotta..
28 posted on
11/09/2012 6:09:07 AM PST by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Lucky9teen; Bride Of Old Sarge
I tried to talk my new wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started....
34 posted on
11/09/2012 6:43:40 AM PST by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Lucky9teen; Bride Of Old Sarge
My new wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
I told her, not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And then the fight started.....
35 posted on
11/09/2012 6:44:51 AM PST by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Lucky9teen; Bride Of Old Sarge
Just before we were married, I asked my bride, “Where do you want to go for our honeymoon?”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere that would be a once in a lifetime experience!” she said.
I said, “Well, that leaves the kitchen out...”
And then the fight started....
38 posted on
11/09/2012 6:49:13 AM PST by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Lucky9teen
My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, “I want you. Make love to me.”
“No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started...
39 posted on
11/09/2012 6:53:01 AM PST by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Lucky9teen; Bride Of Old Sarge
My wife was looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
I told her, ‘Well, your eyes are still good...’
And then the fight started…
41 posted on
11/09/2012 6:56:53 AM PST by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Lucky9teen
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.
“I’m dying here and you’re putting?”
“Don’t worry dear,” says the husband calmly, “they found a doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you.”
“Well, how long will it take for him to get here?” she asks feebly.
“No time at all,” says her husband. “Everybody’s already agreed to let him play through.”
48 posted on
11/09/2012 7:08:00 AM PST by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
To: Lucky9teen
Confuscious say -
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
55 posted on
11/09/2012 8:23:43 AM PST by
llevrok
To: Lucky9teen
Test post....to see if the “Time Out” dealt me by JimRob is over yet.
59 posted on
11/09/2012 9:39:15 AM PST by
ErnBatavia
(Piffle....)
To: Lucky9teen
Test post....to see if the “Time Out” dealt me by JimRob is over yet.
60 posted on
11/09/2012 9:41:33 AM PST by
ErnBatavia
(Piffle....)
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