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To: nickcarraway
You could just take some non-ADA approved advice from Kesha and brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack.
2 posted on
09/26/2012 2:17:43 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
("Government is the only thing that we all belong to"=implicit repeal of the 13th amendment for all.)
To: nickcarraway
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning
4 posted on
09/26/2012 2:22:03 PM PDT by
MichiganCheese
(It's now or never!)
To: nickcarraway
Not drinking in the morning goes back at least 2000 years. On Pentecost, 49 days after the Resurrection, Peter and the disciples were accused of being drunk (Acts 2). Not so, Peter said, for it is only 9 in the morning (the 3rd hour by Jewish time reckoning).
5 posted on
09/26/2012 2:26:54 PM PDT by
backwoods-engineer
(My game is disruption. I will use lethal force --my vote-- in self-defense against Obama.)
To: nickcarraway
BEER the breakfast of champions.
6 posted on
09/26/2012 2:28:24 PM PDT by
razorback-bert
(I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
To: nickcarraway
Some years ago, I was having breakfast with a friend at his grandmother's home. He decided to spice up our coffee with some rum, and took a bottle of Bacardi from the cupboard.
However, we noticed that the bottle was shaped differently from the Bacardi bottles found in the stores.Then I noticed that the label contained a Havana, Cuba address. Exploring further, I noticed that the bottle was dated 1953. Despite its age, the rum tasted fine.
7 posted on
09/26/2012 2:29:10 PM PDT by
Fiji Hill
(Deo Vindice!)
To: nickcarraway
Never too early for a glass or a lass .
9 posted on
09/26/2012 2:29:50 PM PDT by
sushiman
To: nickcarraway
Yep, cocktails were developed specifically for mornings.
We (USA) have become so alcohol paranoid to be idiotic.
10 posted on
09/26/2012 2:30:30 PM PDT by
svcw
(If one living cell on another planet is life, why isn't it life in the womb?)
To: nickcarraway; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...
LISTER enters, yawning, and goes over to the food machine.
DISPENSER: Good morning. How can I help you?
LISTER: Bonjourno. Um, give me breakfast.
DISPENSER: What would you like?
LISTER: Uh ... chicken vindaloo ... and a milkshake.
DISPENSER: What flavour milkshake?
LISTER: Um ... beer.
The dispenser produces a food container and a glass of some brownish liquid.
(If it exists, there is a Red Dwarf of it)...
11 posted on
09/26/2012 2:35:57 PM PDT by
null and void
(Day 1345 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
To: nickcarraway
yup alcoholics always like to justify their consumption...
12 posted on
09/26/2012 2:37:20 PM PDT by
Nifster
To: nickcarraway
Every once in a great while I treat myself to a half-shot of Seagrams in my coffee.
13 posted on
09/26/2012 2:37:33 PM PDT by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: nickcarraway
Most of the 1800's Europe woke to a glass of absinthe, had another at lunch, and two around 7, the green hour.
They had to outlaw it because the whole continent was addicted.
14 posted on
09/26/2012 2:38:33 PM PDT by
rawcatslyentist
(I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Barack 0b0tt0my!)
To: nickcarraway
Do a Red Skelton:
Announce you never drink before 5pm.
Look at your wrist (watch optional).
Declare it must be 5pm somewhere.
no problem.
16 posted on
09/26/2012 2:39:59 PM PDT by
YHAOS
(you betcha!)
To: nickcarraway
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake. - W. C. Fields
17 posted on
09/26/2012 2:40:16 PM PDT by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: nickcarraway
I have some friends who would blow a .08 as they get out of bed.
21 posted on
09/26/2012 2:45:00 PM PDT by
Venturer
To: nickcarraway
22 posted on
09/26/2012 2:46:18 PM PDT by
printhead
(Standard & Poor - Poor is the new standard.)
To: nickcarraway
23 posted on
09/26/2012 2:46:38 PM PDT by
goron
(Let's get this done!)
To: nickcarraway
I don’t appreciate these narrow minded rules.
25 posted on
09/26/2012 2:52:37 PM PDT by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: nickcarraway
I have noticed the “airport exemption” before.
27 posted on
09/26/2012 2:54:41 PM PDT by
Rio
(Tempis fugit.)
To: nickcarraway
Stick a cigar into my mouth at 10:00am and watch me pour a nice aged Scotch into a glass and drink it.
BTW, there is a cable show called, “Drinking Made easy”. It’s a riot! They show all kinds of recipes and drinking techniques. Good show, actually.
28 posted on
09/26/2012 3:00:28 PM PDT by
CodeToad
(Be Prepared...They Are.)
To: nickcarraway
Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
/johnny
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