Strictly speaking, I guess we take them to Valerie Jarret. Maybe they fry her @ss for being so damned stupid.
I’d say, “OK, but first I get to drive your spaceship.” Then,when we got to around Jupiter, I’d yell, “Chinese fire drill!”, and when they all jumped out, I’d drive off with their spaceship. Then, that stinkin’ Fred and his Corvette would be eating my dust for a change. Turbo charge this, Fred! Man...what if it had lasers? Old Fred’s Corvette would be a puddle of plastic.
First I would ask; “Are you here to serve man?”
If it/he/she says yes, then I would tell it/him/her to help themselves at 1600 Pennsylvanian Ave. Washington DC.
Introduce them to my cats?
What you say is “forget that, get me out of this hell hole - let’s go back to wherever you came from.”
You can pick him up at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, in Washington D.C.
And in the future, PLEASE guard your prisoners more carefully. This one has made a colossal mess down here.
Bad news for the aliens...
I have a doorbell that plays Slim Whitman and EVERYONE in the house has a pulse rifle.
What if? We’ve got 20 million+ of them: illegal aliens. They don’t speak English and I’m thinking one of them is in the White House already.
My leader is Jesus Christ. I no longer place any trust in the ways of man. I will reluctantly vote for Mitt Romney, a flip-flopping heretical, blasphemous Mormon because I support the GOP platform while the alternative, Barack Obama is so anti-Christ in his thinking and actions, no genuine Christian could ever pull the lever for an open pro-abortion/infanticide, pro-sodomy “marriage,” bent on the destruction of the economic engine of capitalism. I do not love money but believe that socialist government is a metaphor for godless idolatry of the works of man instead of giving the honor our Creator rightly deserves. To take from others what lawfully they have earned and worked for is theft, especially when it is used for godless and unlawful purposes (e.g. abortion, contraceptives, condoms, etc.)
I would break out a US Map and direct them to Simi Valley, CA. THAT is where my LEADER is buried.