I would say “ Take my Leader Please”.
Tell him to look up President Romney.
“Yes, may I help you?”
What if? We’ve got 20 million+ of them: illegal aliens. They don’t speak English and I’m thinking one of them is in the White House already.
My leader is Jesus Christ. I no longer place any trust in the ways of man. I will reluctantly vote for Mitt Romney, a flip-flopping heretical, blasphemous Mormon because I support the GOP platform while the alternative, Barack Obama is so anti-Christ in his thinking and actions, no genuine Christian could ever pull the lever for an open pro-abortion/infanticide, pro-sodomy “marriage,” bent on the destruction of the economic engine of capitalism. I do not love money but believe that socialist government is a metaphor for godless idolatry.
Hand it the leash and call the dog.
“Honey! It’s for you!”
I’d say “You mean those aren’t your guys running things already?”
Only if you will take him !
1. Valerie jarrett
2. CEO, Goldman Sachs
go to the last house on the left,knock on the front door,ask for Queen Nancy Pelosi.
To try and answer seriously, I would suggest Pope Benedict XVI.
I have tremendous respect for him as an individual, and he represents an organization that has 2000 years experience, where the vast majority of what the Church has done has been for the good.
And he is The Successor to Peter, Christ’s designated leader among men.
If the USA fades, I will be glad to have The Catholic Church defending The Human Dignity of Man.
China, Islam, USSR, UN (take your pick) will not be dedicated to defending The Human Dignity of Man.
Second choice: Prime Minister Netanyahu, but that is more due to his character than to the Office of Prime Minister of Israel.
Give them the directions to the alien who thinks he is our leader, on condition that they promise to take him back to Zeta Reticullei with them....
Well, if I conclude they are hostile ... easy answer!
Tell them my leader was crucified 2,000 years ago, but if they’d like to get to know him. . .
The Bernanke.
I’d say “you don’t want to meet that guy, he’s a nincompoop, come back in mid-November and we’ll see if conditions have improved.”
Hey Earthling ! You jivin' me ? !
There's nothin' in here but an empty chair . . and some kinda glass square thing on a pole . . wth ??
introduce them to the wife