Actor Kevin Bacon Changing Last Name To Appease Muslims

http://www.duhprogressive.com ^

[Daffynition]

From the article...

>>lifeless pork slices<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gasp! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[napscoordinator]

Kevin Coward has a nice ring to it.

Why? Cause you are too stupid to know it is a joke. Figures.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

But he loves that his name is Bacon;

( Adult language warning )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1Nh6c80wo

[Revolting cat!]

Kevin Lettuceandtomato.

[Argus]

His new name will be Mohammed Bacon.

[BuffaloJack]

Kevin PigMeat?

[JoeDetweiler]

Kevin Pedoprophet....?

[Cincinatus]

"Thank you sir! May I have another?"

[Nachum]

Here is a song for Kevin’s new name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITeuaqcpckc

[Molon Labbie]

Well, Six Degree of Kevin Muhammad Jihad just doesn’t sound right....

[dmz]

I don’t know if this is satire...

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LOL.

Let me assist. Here is the text of their About page..

About Us

If you’ve ever read The Onion, you can guess what we’re about. Take the snarkiness of a liberal and put it in the body of a contemporary conservative (i.e. more libertarian than anything), and wha-la, you have Duh Progressive!

[Daffynition]

Little early in the day for....

[InterceptPoint]

Kevin Sausage

I was thinking Keven Hamm.

[LyinLibs]

Kevin Soetoro.

[napscoordinator]

Yummy. Actually I decided one day to go try that bacon sundae at Burger King just because and it was the worst thing ever. Just awful and I love both ice cream and bacon. But together should be against the law...lol. It was just too overwelming. Anyway this thread is all about sarcasm...I am sure you know that.

[Aevery_Freeman]

I'd go with "Kevin Fukallah". Kind of rolls off the tongue...fa-kal-ah.

[Lucky9teen]

You didn't build that! Bacon built that!

[bmwcyle]

Kevin Show Bottom of Foot?

[ScottinVA]

Now what do we call the “six degrees of separation?” The “Kevin Halal Turkey” game?

[duckman]

Change it to Kevin Pork. Oh wait a minute, never mind.