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What's with these healthfood fanatics?...(humor)
YouTube ^ | 08/27/12 | fabian

Posted on 08/27/2012 10:40:13 AM PDT by fabian

What is happening here? Coffee enemas, hempmilk, soymilk...I have tried them all. Not the enemas though! Yikes!


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: funny; healthfood; nuts; patience
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Some humor for your Monday.
1 posted on 08/27/2012 10:40:23 AM PDT by fabian
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The rear end is not an entrance it is an exit...

It is like trying to eat with your but and poop out your mouth...


2 posted on 08/27/2012 10:46:39 AM PDT by GraceG
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Coffee enima? LOL, what time of mentally challenged person would do that? Oh yea, hippies.


3 posted on 08/27/2012 10:47:27 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: fabian

Here’s the link..it’s short.
http://youtu.be/AuVoNeS0Ig4


4 posted on 08/27/2012 10:48:09 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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Believe it or not, the man I know that is into that is a conservative! Man!


5 posted on 08/27/2012 10:51:14 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: mnehring

Not a place I’d want a caffeine buzz.


6 posted on 08/27/2012 11:01:18 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: fabian

Kind of the opposite end of an ‘oral fixation’?


7 posted on 08/27/2012 11:01:20 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

Not a place I’d want a caffeine buzz.


8 posted on 08/27/2012 11:01:32 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: GraceG; mnehring; fabian
The rear end is not an entrance it is an exit... It is like trying to eat with your but and poop out your mouth...

Ever had a colonoscopy???

John Hopkins and other medical schools have been looking at coffee enemas for treating some forms of cancer/lessening the effects of chemo..something with the alkaline in the coffee....and they say it works. Can't remember exactly the reason it works. Even the American Cancer Society said coffee enema trials look promising.

9 posted on 08/27/2012 11:01:56 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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Can drinking “hempmilk” have the same effect as smoking it?

Just Askin’


10 posted on 08/27/2012 11:02:43 AM PDT by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: mnehring

o man...


11 posted on 08/27/2012 11:06:09 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: Tijeras_Slim

yeah..me neither. He tried to talk me into it because it does have a good effect on the liver and such.


12 posted on 08/27/2012 11:07:34 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: trailhkr1

Yes, I know it has a very good effect on the body. But I am not sticking anything up my butt.


13 posted on 08/27/2012 11:08:42 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: left that other site

It actually has a lot of vitamins and such and I hear tastes good...better than soy and easier to digest. Zero tch.


14 posted on 08/27/2012 11:10:34 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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Exactly how does a Starbucks Grande in the patoot help your liver?


15 posted on 08/27/2012 11:11:45 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: trailhkr1
I've heard about Kevin Trudeau and some other quacks pushing it but I decided to check what you mentioned and I could find nothing from John Hopkins recommending it (link) However, one reference I found said John Hopkins administered a warning it is a dangerous procedure.
16 posted on 08/27/2012 11:11:53 AM PDT by mnehring
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Yes, I know it has a very good effect on the body. But I am not sticking anything up my butt.

No colonoscopy? No digital prostrate exam at age 50? My Grandfather died of prostrate cancer because he refused/was too proud to have either exam...took the tough guy route..well cancer showed him how tough he was.

17 posted on 08/27/2012 11:13:52 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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i am at Starbucks now and told the ladies about me former friends enemas/ colonics with coffee and I told them that I asked him if he took cream and sugar with it...got a good laugh out of them.
It cleanses much like colonics, but is supposed to do it even better than just water. I will not put a hose in my ass though!


18 posted on 08/27/2012 11:15:17 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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The new hot thing to do is Habanero enemas. It’s like being born again I hear.


19 posted on 08/27/2012 11:16:59 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: fabian

Ah...thanks for the 411 on the THC! :-)


20 posted on 08/27/2012 11:17:20 AM PDT by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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