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5,000 Years Ago

Posted on 07/06/2012 8:34:24 AM PDT by NKP_Vet

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc

... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.......

Folks, we're screwed.....


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comedy; taxes

1 posted on 07/06/2012 8:34:26 AM PDT by NKP_Vet
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2 posted on 07/06/2012 8:37:47 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
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I thought Moses took place around 1,500 BC?


3 posted on 07/06/2012 9:11:27 AM PDT by wolfman23601
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Good stuff...


4 posted on 07/06/2012 9:55:43 AM PDT by delchiante
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Yep.


5 posted on 07/06/2012 10:10:30 AM PDT by bgill
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I honestly think the fix is in. I really do.

I mean, I honestly believe our elected leaders of the past 20 years have sold us out to the world’s bankers and financiers and the United Nations, sacrificing the USA for the “good” of the world.

The MSM is complicit in its full court press propaganda campaign to disguise the coming socialist takeover. The communists long ago infiltrated the schools and have now brainwashed at least 30 years of school children, if not 40 years.

This is why masses of intelligent people believe the global warming hoax as if with religious faith.

Let’s oppose the coming socialist takeover with all our might and put it off as long as possible, but the fix is in. They’ve won. It is coming. It is just a matter of whether it will be your children or your grandchildren or your great-grandchildren who will be living in stifling oppression.

It is coming and there is nothing we can do to prevent it, just delay it.

For you, it is actual or humorous suicide hotline. For me, I am in a perpetual melancholy state of mild depression, knowing that I am likely among the last American generations to enjoy the cherished gifts of liberty and privacy and private property ownership given to us by the Founders.

The Republic. We couldn’t keep it. We let the communists take over America and let them institute political correctness, which was the mechanism by which nobody could oppose them without being called racist or sexist or homophobes. They controlled our words, and next they will control our thoughts, then later our actions.

The fix is in. America has been hijacked and our economy will be destroyed in order to create a political environment necessary for the sheeple to demand a US savior, who will be a hard communist minion of George Soros and will promise all things to all people and that will be that. We are racing to become Italy on the way to becoming Soviet Russia.

All part of the New World Order that every president after Ronald Reagan sold us into. Daddy Bush, Baby Bush, Rapist Clinton, radical Marxist Muslim Obama. All of them.

I am sure Romney is in on it as well, which is why he was coronated by the GOP-e to be our next King.

The fix is in. The USA will be a socialist nation.

All we can do now is fight to delay it.

I pray I am wrong, but winning would require that the mass of American middle-class liberal sheeple wake up and embrace conservatism and reject the socialist leaders they have been following and voting for since their teenage years. That is a tall order. I just don’t see that happening. Even if they creep slowly toward conservatism, the race toward US socialism will outpace their conversion and too many will continue to support people like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reed, until it is too late.

They will wake up to conservatism after we are irreversibly hard socialists and it is to late to vote the bastards out because the political structure will change from Republic to Oligarchy.

A Tyrant is happy to have you vote him into power. Good luck expecting him to let you vote him out of power. Think Hitler. Not Hitler’s character, but he was voted in Democratically, then changed the system so he could not possibly be voted out. That is what I’m talking about.

After we are a hard socialist nation, I expect that the government will just dissolve the House of Reps, the Senate will pick the puppet president, and the Senators will hold all the real power, and all will be handpicked and installed by the real power structure. \

Your vote won’t count for anything.


6 posted on 07/06/2012 10:19:59 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (REPEAL OBAMACARE. Nothing else matters.)
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What you witness is the effect of the corruption of the so-called "social sciences" in Academia on politicians & businessmen without the intelligence or character to challenge the false dogma. This insanity arose among the Leftist theorists, distorting academic disciplines; politics & finance are among the fields that have been corrupted by the fantasies proclaimed as "enlightenment."

The brainwashing goes back at least 80+ years in America, longer in Great Britain. The 30 to 40 years that you refer to is only the period in which they have been able to silence most who once dared to challenge the fantasies.

See Myths & Myth Makers In American "Higher" Education.

I have been personally fighting this for almost 60 years!

William Flax

7 posted on 07/06/2012 10:31:22 AM PDT by Ohioan
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I appreciate your efforts to fight this brainwashing.


8 posted on 07/06/2012 2:53:47 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (REPEAL OBAMACARE. Nothing else matters.)
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Warning: PDF file

9 posted on 07/06/2012 3:12:29 PM PDT by Bratch
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I try to do what I can. I have been expecting a general awakening, all of my adult life; because the truth that has been denied is really self-evident. Hans Christian Andersen correctly illustrated the psychology of people in key positions, however, in The Emperor's New Clothes. It is as though the Western World, today, is waiting for an honest little boy to point out the intellectual nakedness of the prevailing dogma.

But we must keep fighting for the truth. Only the truth can preserve our heritage.

William Flax

10 posted on 07/07/2012 8:20:00 AM PDT by Ohioan
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