Damn It Feels Good To Be The Preezy

The Underground Grotto ^ | June 28, 2012 | Barry Hussein Soetoro

[ExxonPatrolUs]

Damn it feels good | to be The Preezy
A real ruling-class Preezy | reads his cards right
A real ruling-class Preezy | never shuts the TOTUS off
'cause a real ruling-class Preezy | ain't that bright
And Preezy's always | inna golf cap
Telling all the world | how he shot em
Real ruling-class Preezies | don't catch nuts
'cause real ruling-class Preezies | kill bin Laden
And everyone's ruled | in the mind of a Preezy
'cause ruling-class Preezy | spends deep
Down 1 trillion 5 a year | 24/7
while the ruling-class Preezy | counts sheep

And all I gotta say to you | Wannabe, gonnabe,
tea bagging, | free-market Bushies
Is when yo stocks go down | what the heck you gonna do
Damn it feels good | to be The Preezy

Verse 2

Damn it feels good | to be The Preezy
Feedin' som'more | and helpin out with the bills
Although I was born | in Hawaii
Now I'm in the White House | makin' deals
Damn it feels good | to be The Preezy
I mean one that you | don't really know
Ridin' 'round town | with my topkick Beast
Launchin missiles | from my black limo
Now ruling-class Preezies | come in all stripes and colors
Some got grilled | in the past
But this Preezy here | is a smart one
Started living like the lord | of the press

And all I gotta say to you | Wannabe, gonnabe,
tea bagging, | free-market Cheneys
Is when the dollar dies off | what the heck are you gonna do
Damn it feels good | to be The Preezy

Verse 3

Damn it feels good | to be The Preezy
Real ruling-class Preezies | seize the pay
Real ruling-class Preezies | get the shyest of the interns
Ask that tailin-ass | Preezy Billy.J.
Reporters look at ruling-class | Preezies like their master
And play the role of | MSNBC
But catch a FOX all alone | get Joe Biden wear her out
And then lip-smack the | blonde with false teeth
'cause ruling-class Preezies | be the game changers
Makein' everything | quiet at AP
A ruling-class Preezy | pulls the trigger
While his pals Pakistan be getin grief
Real ruling-class Preezies | they don't write much
But they talkin all day long | behind the TOTUS
Real ruling-class Preezies | they don't ever quit
'Cause real ruling-class Preezies | smoke the MOTUS

Now while you in the free world | be drillin stuff, sellin stuff
He'll take a pen and void the | North Atlantic treaty
'Cause ruling Preezies like The Won | be bootin throats and droning on
You know it feels good | to be The Preezy

Verse 4

And now, a word | from the president!

Damn it feels good | to be The Preezy
Getting voted into | the White House
Everything given free | now to the people of the world
'Cause the Marxist mantra | is my boss
So every now and then | I owe a favor gettin' down
Like lettin' a big | gun shipment through
And send 'em to | the Mexican cartels
So they can kill | a G-man or two
So voters of the world | keep supportin' me
And I promise | to give you what for
Other leaders better not | upset me
Or I'll send the NATO troops | to bust your door.

To all you republicans | that let me win
I say easy peezy United Steezy
Cause now I got the world | blaming Bane and Mitt
Aw damn it feels good | to be the Preezy
Damn it feels good | to be the Preezy

[rarestia]

LMFAO!

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. Bravo!

[dfwgator]

Word.

[ExxonPatrolUs]

Thanks. It kind of just wrote itself from the back of my mind. Now if someone were just willing to record it. Its pretty close in timing and rhythm to the original Office Space version. YouTube even has an instrumental ready to go.