Did anyone catch Jersey Shore Shark Attack?
Oh no! Snooki's a goner.
I found it amusing.
I was going to until I found out it wasn't a documentary in the making.
I wonder if Sorvino and Atherton lost a truth or dare poker bet to be in such a mediocre farce.
It probably didn't help that my only exposure to the real but fake "Jersey Shore" is the "South Park" parody.
Still, it lacked the je ne sais quoi of say, Troma, or even Ed Wood.
I stopped by while surfing just because of the name. Sy-fy Saturday nights are a sometimes guilty pleasure. It looked bad enough to be good, but the 4-year old was still up and the wife frowned on the dude getting eaten while he was watching. A lot of fist pumping going on at Sallie's.