[shibumi]

To which Nicholas Cage replied ...

[Salamander]

When Zeus “threw Hephaestus to earth” it was actually an alien [the man who fell to earth?] who landed and taught humans to make “magical steel swords”.

Joan of Arc had one and Excalibur was actually made of *light*.
[King Darthur?]

Wow.

The amazing things I’m learning tonight.

And Leif Eriksson [the explorer, not the pop singer] encountered Bigfoot on his voyages who was, you guessed it, an alien.

[apparently Merlin was a “wild humanoid” alien thing, too]

Everything is ancient aliens...including Nick’s hair.

[OMG...these people are insane]

[Salamander]

And we haven’t found Bigfoot because they live in the vast underground cave systems and people who encounter them report a “sulfurous smell”, therefore, the fire and brimstone associated with the devil of the Bible actually means that “hell” is the caves and Bigfoot is the devil.

Oy.