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Modern Man Tries to Build a 3,500 Year Old Boat from the Bronze Age and Fails
IO9 ^ | May 14, 2012 | Casey Chan

Posted on 05/15/2012 7:13:08 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

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To: DogByte6RER

The missing ingredient was that it must have been space alien technology that helped the ancient people build these things.

I mean we all know how “stupid” the ancients were - they couldn’t have been smarter than we modern men - right?

The Egyptians were too stupid to build the pyramids - it had to be space aliens - right?

There are wooden clocks built in the colonial era of our own country that we can’t figure out how it was done - and, that was only 200 years ago.

We aren’t as smart as we think we are.


21 posted on 05/15/2012 7:36:28 PM PDT by rusty schucklefurd
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To: DogByte6RER

http://www.fotevikensmuseum.se/sewnboat/index.htm ~ right down to modern times the Sa’ami have had folks around who could build seaworthy sewn boats. There’s some evidence from remains found high in the mountains in Scandinavia that such boats have been built since people first arrived in the region ~ maybe 7500 to 9000 years ago!


22 posted on 05/15/2012 7:39:43 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: freedumb2003
"Kon Tookie tookie?"

Kon-Liki?

23 posted on 05/15/2012 7:40:18 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: muawiyah
Genesis 6:14

'So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out.'

Throw in the fact that our fore-bearers sailed/navigated? to Crete 100k plus ya.

You can do things for a hobby. But, if you life is in on the line, ya learn quick.

24 posted on 05/15/2012 7:42:49 PM PDT by Theoria (Rush Limbaugh: Ron Paul sounds like an Islamic terrorist)
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To: JRandomFreeper
“That's not possible” soon followed by “How the hell did you do that”? <<

God Bless the good Ol’days where “Women with money and a few without”............ could ask those 2 question.....with immunity

25 posted on 05/15/2012 7:45:59 PM PDT by M-cubed
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To: JRandomFreeper
“That's not possible” soon followed by “How the hell did you do that”? <<

God Bless the good Ol’days where “Women with money and a few without”............ could ask those 2 question.....with immunity

26 posted on 05/15/2012 7:46:18 PM PDT by M-cubed
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To: rusty schucklefurd
I think Space Aliens invented that liquid Rubber in a can stuff they sell on TV.

Did they have screen doors way back when? They could have made a boat out of one.

Where's the picture of the Alien Hunter TV guy with the big hair?

27 posted on 05/15/2012 7:51:10 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (A day without Obama is like a day without a Tsunami.)
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To: DogByte6RER; StayAt HomeMother; Ernest_at_the_Beach; decimon; 1010RD; 21twelve; 24Karet; ...

 GGG managers are SunkenCiv, StayAt HomeMother & Ernest_at_the_Beach
Thanks DogByte6RER.

Eureka, they sank it.

To all -- please ping me to other topics which are appropriate for the GGG list.


28 posted on 05/15/2012 7:53:01 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (FReepathon 2Q time -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: DogByte6RER

I watched a show on the Discovery Channel about a year and a half ago about Viking Long Boats. A group of modern day Vikings from Iceland belong to a club. They carry on the traditions of the Vikings of old by making long boats. A Viking crew of 14 to 16 men was said to be able to make a long boat using only axes and knives. It would typically take under 3 weeks and would use the wood of 4 large trees. The men of the club build a long boat complete with dragon’s head every summer; they use only axes and knives and it does take them less than 3 weeks.
Their long boats are then sold to fund the club, and many of them have been used in Hollywood films.


29 posted on 05/15/2012 7:58:47 PM PDT by BuffaloJack (End Obama's War On Freedom.)
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To: Theoria
You can do things for a hobby. But, if you life is in on the line, ya learn quick.

Amen.

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they aren't.

/johnny

30 posted on 05/15/2012 8:01:34 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: rusty schucklefurd
You said it first...


31 posted on 05/15/2012 8:09:48 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: JRandomFreeper

Good thing you put the for after dinner. I was going to ask you how they tasted. (smirk)


32 posted on 05/15/2012 8:17:31 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: RightOnline
"Kon Tookie tookie?"
Kon-Liki?

Kon Tiki


33 posted on 05/15/2012 8:28:11 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: HangnJudge

LOL.....yep, hence my “Kon Liki” reference. :) Thought that had a better ring than “Kon Leaky” (too obvious, that one).


34 posted on 05/15/2012 8:37:22 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: CynicalBear
Somebody has the same idea as you. If this is the issue, why couldn't the boat builders have figured it out?

From a post in the comments section on the site:

Hmm, it makes me wonder if they could have left it in the water a bit so that the wood swells and seals the cracks, then try and refloat it. That is how barrels work, it wouldn't be unreasonable for a boat to use the same idea.

35 posted on 05/15/2012 9:13:41 PM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: Red_Devil 232
Liberals with no common sense build a boat, and it sinks?

How do you know that they are Libs? Do you have some inside info on their voting preferences or are you just posting a stupid comment to make yourself feel good?

36 posted on 05/15/2012 9:16:22 PM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: DogByte6RER

I imagine the Bronze Age builders had a few boats sink before they got it right.


37 posted on 05/15/2012 9:20:23 PM PDT by pallis
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To: Red_Devil 232
Liberals with no common sense build a boat, and it sinks?

What on earth has this got to do with liberals?

A bunch of woodworkers tried to build a boat based on what they were told was available in the day.
38 posted on 05/15/2012 9:22:16 PM PDT by Jay Santos CP ("Idiocracy"... It's no longer just a movie.)
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To: DogByte6RER
The team was made up of British archaeologists and craftsmen who have been hammering away and building the boat with Bronze Age tools and methods for the past three months. The boat it was based on, used oak planks sewn together with yew lashings. It sounds like a wonderful project, right? Let's see how the building chops of modern men stack up with ancient techniques! Sadly, we embarrassed ourselves.

This simply reinforces my long held total disdain for archeologists both physical and cultural. Generally most are delusional attention whores whose main talent is weaving the most elaborate tales from the skimpiest of evidence. And I have never, ever heard of a single instance when one of these parasites ever said the three magic words : "I was wrong."

Years ago, our most popular joke (among engineers of all disciplines) was how one of these educated imbeciles would find a single human foot bone and, from that, weave a book length pompous narrative of an entire society, what they ate for breakfast, what diseases (plural) they suffered from and a thousand details only a truly demented neurotic human being could invent. All with a straight face.

Or, as Mark Twain so classically summarized, "Such large returns in conjecture, from such small investment in fact."

I hope these delusional "scientists" at least learned a smidgen of humility.

39 posted on 05/15/2012 9:31:40 PM PDT by publius911 (Formerly Publius 6961, formerly jennsdad)
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To: rusty schucklefurd

“We aren’t as smart as we think we are.”

I’d say it a little differently...ancient people weren’t as dumb as we think they were.


40 posted on 05/15/2012 9:35:21 PM PDT by M1903A1 ("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy... and call it progress")
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