[DemforBush]

Just for the general FYI, David Wong is a pen-name. The author of the piece is actually Jason Pargin (a fact he points out in his bio on cracked). Here's his byline photo:

I swear that is an official photo like the one at the cracked site. Click on his hypertext byline if you don't believe me!

[Slings and Arrows]

What’s not to believe?