... and jousting with flag poles with galvanized bucket on heads.
I’m anti-helmet laws so the bucket’s out.
Besides, I can’t leap to the second shelf of the lumber rack and gain the high ground advantage with a big frigging flag pole in my hand.
;D
[I really wish you’d been there the night at Michael’s crafts store at closing time when they found hubby and I dueling to the death with foam toy swords..5 employees...just standing there gape-jawed and staring]