Posted on 01/13/2012 4:40:35 PM PST by A'elian' nation
Weak.
Can be done by amateurs, but best left to professionals.
Nicely done!
Yep. That there satire thing is tough to do. LOL!
It is fun rooting for Tebow. He isn’t ‘playin wit dee Ho’s,’ smoking crack, shooting heroin, beating up old ladies, shoplifting, committing armed robbery and swearing a blue streak while being interviewed.
baloney - how can you have a top level meeting without God presiding?
I recall from the forties, my FB team from a podunk town playing a big Catholic school in nearby city. We are out there against these monsters looking at the sidelines lines full of priests and nuns hollering and hooting for their guys. Our coach complained that he had agreed to play eleven at a time. The refs did clear some out, but it was not good. They killed us and broke the leg of our only star player. Such is life!
baloney - how can you have a top level meeting without God presiding?
I recall from the forties, my FB team from a podunk town playing a big Catholic school in nearby city. We are out there against these monsters looking at the sidelines lines full of priests and nuns hollering and hooting for their guys. Our coach complained that he had agreed to play eleven at a time. The refs did clear some out, but it was not good. They killed us and broke the leg of our only star player. Such is life!
“NFL limits Broncos to a 10 man lineup.”
God reinstates Tebow’s full force lineup and promises punishing high winds DURING Sat night’s game nullifying any possible Pats passing advantage.
Breaking News: Weathercast now confirms it.
From what I’ve seen of Denver games, God generally doesn’t take the field until the final 3 minutes of the game.
I don’t believe God helps Tebow any more than any other player.
But a thank you doesn’t hurt.
The Patriots are gonna KILL the Broncos.
Maybe if Emmitt Smith could be reincarnated from his prime and put into their backfield, they’d have a chance.
I’m rooting for the meteor.
Cheatroits/Donkeys?
Smite! Smite!
-——It is fun rooting for Tebow. He isn’t ‘playin wit dee Ho’s,’ smoking crack, shooting heroin, beating up old ladies, shoplifting, committing armed robbery and swearing a blue streak while being interviewed.——
....and to boot.....he speaks a version of the English language I can understand....
Techniqually God is three personalities in one so the Bronco’s should be limited to 9 human players.
My pastor, who says he has a “personal relationship with Jesus”, and so he’d know first hand, is betting on the Broncos.
You have obviously never seen Brady play in bad weather. Take the Pats, give the 13&1/2, money in the bank.
Dear Lord, I know you probably couldnt care less about who wins or loses in football, or any other sport for that matter, but please let the Broncos beat the Patriots just so I can see the looks on the Tebow haters faces. Thanks.
p.s. A little help for the Texans would be nice to, while you are at it. Thanks and Amen
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