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We gave 'em an inch ....


1 posted on 12/26/2011 3:30:59 AM PST by Daffynition
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Do they have Rough Trade and Into Chicken?


2 posted on 12/26/2011 3:37:19 AM PST by A_perfect_lady
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There’s a gourmet variety of coffee that is made from coffee beans gathered out of Civet droppings, so there is precedent of a sort, I suppose.


3 posted on 12/26/2011 3:37:32 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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“Dark Carpet Munch” and “Rear Admiral Roast”


4 posted on 12/26/2011 3:38:23 AM PST by ransacked
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The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name has indeed become The Love That Won’t Shut The Hell Up.


5 posted on 12/26/2011 3:40:54 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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A friend of mine works in a local coffeeshop where it’s already being served. He said it had a slight smell of chlorine in it. Reminded him of the smell near a swimming pool.


6 posted on 12/26/2011 3:43:29 AM PST by tsowellfan (http://www.cafenetamerica.com)
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Must be drunk from small cups with ‘pinkies up’.


7 posted on 12/26/2011 3:47:47 AM PST by maine yankee (I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
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Why isn’t “Weasel-Nut” blend on the menu?


11 posted on 12/26/2011 3:56:42 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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Sigh.

May God cleanse this perverse generation.


15 posted on 12/26/2011 4:02:01 AM PST by markomalley (Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good-Pope Leo XIII)
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"..it's blended specifically to cleanse the bowel track....?????....oh chit, ya tink?

17 posted on 12/26/2011 4:10:25 AM PST by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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Let me guess.....they’re working on a cocoa called Fudge Packer.


21 posted on 12/26/2011 4:44:30 AM PST by edpc (Wilby 2012)
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"Good Morning Mary" and a medium roast called "Stone Butch Breakfast Blend."

If they're going for authenticity, both dyke brews will have the aroma of wet dog.

22 posted on 12/26/2011 4:46:48 AM PST by edpc (Wilby 2012)
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Bottoms up!


23 posted on 12/26/2011 4:57:25 AM PST by Rocco DiPippo
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I think I'll open up a coffee shop, for straights. It might do great, since it will be for families. Also, the employees would not look like they were a canvas or swiss cheese in another life.
24 posted on 12/26/2011 5:01:44 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12... Don't complain if 0 shreds the constitution!!!)
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Brings a whole new level of meaning to “you’re the cream in my coffee”…


25 posted on 12/26/2011 5:09:32 AM PST by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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I thought Starbucks was gay.


27 posted on 12/26/2011 5:18:41 AM PST by freedomfiter2 (Brutal acts of commission and yawning acts of omission both strengthen the hand of the devil.)
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We gave 'em an inch...

Our tolerance will lead to our destruction...

28 posted on 12/26/2011 5:22:08 AM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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Williamsburg roaster debuts 'gay coffee'

It has to be stored separately from other beans lest it molests and recruits the other varieties, eventually causing coffee to disappear from the planet altogether...

29 posted on 12/26/2011 5:28:07 AM PST by Caipirabob ( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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“I’ll be better for gay, Massachusetts coffee than Ted Kennedy.”

- Willard “mitt” RINOmney


41 posted on 12/26/2011 6:18:28 AM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (You know, 99.99999965% of the lawyers give all of them a bad name)
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out of business in 6 months or less.


42 posted on 12/26/2011 6:30:43 AM PST by the invisib1e hand (Ignorance is no excuse.)
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Creamless coffee?


43 posted on 12/26/2011 6:33:17 AM PST by usmcobra (Happiness is a belt fed weapon.)
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