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Williamsburg roaster debuts 'gay coffee'
Daily Hampshire Gazette via BostonGlobe ^ | December 24, 2011 | Fran Ryan

Posted on 12/26/2011 3:30:56 AM PST by Daffynition

WILLIAMSBURG, Mass.—The coffee might not be gay, and the consumers are likely coffee lovers of every persuasion, but the message of this campy new brand is clear: Gay culture and gay history are splashing onto the coffee scene.

Five fledgling blends make up the new brand. There are dark roasts such as "Red Hanky Roast" and "Second Date," dark and medium blends like "Weekend Pass" and "Good Morning Mary" and a medium roast called "Stone Butch Breakfast Blend."

From the young blonde sailor on "Weekend Pass" to the woman carrying moving boxes on "Second Date," each blend sports humorously crafted artwork on the front to reflect its catchy moniker.

(Excerpt) Read more at boston.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 50mmisasackofshit; 50mmisgay; darkwing104isapos; darkwing104isgay; homosexualagenda; massachusetts; nancypelosiishot; pelosi2012; pelosiforpres; pelosiishot
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We gave 'em an inch ....


1 posted on 12/26/2011 3:30:59 AM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

Do they have Rough Trade and Into Chicken?


2 posted on 12/26/2011 3:37:19 AM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: Daffynition

There’s a gourmet variety of coffee that is made from coffee beans gathered out of Civet droppings, so there is precedent of a sort, I suppose.


3 posted on 12/26/2011 3:37:32 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Daffynition

“Dark Carpet Munch” and “Rear Admiral Roast”


4 posted on 12/26/2011 3:38:23 AM PST by ransacked
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To: Daffynition

The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name has indeed become The Love That Won’t Shut The Hell Up.


5 posted on 12/26/2011 3:40:54 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Daffynition

A friend of mine works in a local coffeeshop where it’s already being served. He said it had a slight smell of chlorine in it. Reminded him of the smell near a swimming pool.


6 posted on 12/26/2011 3:43:29 AM PST by tsowellfan (http://www.cafenetamerica.com)
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To: Daffynition

Must be drunk from small cups with ‘pinkies up’.


7 posted on 12/26/2011 3:47:47 AM PST by maine yankee (I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
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To: A_perfect_lady

8 posted on 12/26/2011 3:52:37 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: ransacked

9 posted on 12/26/2011 3:54:46 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: FreedomPoster

10 posted on 12/26/2011 3:55:27 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Daffynition

Why isn’t “Weasel-Nut” blend on the menu?


11 posted on 12/26/2011 3:56:42 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: tsowellfan
Add enough Chlorine. Kills the piddle.


12 posted on 12/26/2011 3:57:31 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Dixie Yooper

The world has gone completely mad.........


13 posted on 12/26/2011 3:58:25 AM PST by basil (It's time to rid the country of "gun free zones" aka "Killing Fields")
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To: Dixie Yooper
Best dang coffee on the planet

Einstein and Bad Dog our favorite blends.

14 posted on 12/26/2011 4:01:39 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Daffynition; wagglebee; little jeremiah

Sigh.

May God cleanse this perverse generation.


15 posted on 12/26/2011 4:02:01 AM PST by markomalley (Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good-Pope Leo XIII)
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To: basil

That it has.

Study of Women and Gender at Smith College

National Lesbian Gay Bisexual Task Force

That took it from being just funny

Why you go to a good school [it *used* to be a well-recognized college] like Smith, spend $40+K and take up gender studies ... oh wait ....prepares you for the *real world* of OWS protests. My bad.

I think most news is funny; even by my low standards, *this* is *not* funny.


16 posted on 12/26/2011 4:09:52 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Daffynition

"..it's blended specifically to cleanse the bowel track....?????....oh chit, ya tink?

17 posted on 12/26/2011 4:10:25 AM PST by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: markomalley

I’m so discouraged to leave my grandkids this mess.


18 posted on 12/26/2011 4:11:08 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: RegulatorCountry

19 posted on 12/26/2011 4:14:23 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Doogle

20 posted on 12/26/2011 4:16:13 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Daffynition

Let me guess.....they’re working on a cocoa called Fudge Packer.


21 posted on 12/26/2011 4:44:30 AM PST by edpc (Wilby 2012)
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To: Daffynition
"Good Morning Mary" and a medium roast called "Stone Butch Breakfast Blend."

If they're going for authenticity, both dyke brews will have the aroma of wet dog.

22 posted on 12/26/2011 4:46:48 AM PST by edpc (Wilby 2012)
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To: Daffynition

Bottoms up!


23 posted on 12/26/2011 4:57:25 AM PST by Rocco DiPippo
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To: Daffynition
I think I'll open up a coffee shop, for straights. It might do great, since it will be for families. Also, the employees would not look like they were a canvas or swiss cheese in another life.
24 posted on 12/26/2011 5:01:44 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12... Don't complain if 0 shreds the constitution!!!)
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To: Daffynition

Brings a whole new level of meaning to “you’re the cream in my coffee”…


25 posted on 12/26/2011 5:09:32 AM PST by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: ExCTCitizen
I think I'll open up a coffee shop, for straights.

It's called Dunkin Donuts drive through. Also known as Krispy Kreme or Tim Hortons in other climes. Williamsburg, MA is the home of Williams College (don't ask) a boutique college for the worthless spawn of well-to-do Northeasterners.

26 posted on 12/26/2011 5:09:56 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: Daffynition

I thought Starbucks was gay.


27 posted on 12/26/2011 5:18:41 AM PST by freedomfiter2 (Brutal acts of commission and yawning acts of omission both strengthen the hand of the devil.)
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To: Daffynition
We gave 'em an inch...

Our tolerance will lead to our destruction...

28 posted on 12/26/2011 5:22:08 AM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Daffynition
Williamsburg roaster debuts 'gay coffee'

It has to be stored separately from other beans lest it molests and recruits the other varieties, eventually causing coffee to disappear from the planet altogether...

29 posted on 12/26/2011 5:28:07 AM PST by Caipirabob ( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: edpc

HAHAHA!


30 posted on 12/26/2011 5:31:40 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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31 posted on 12/26/2011 5:33:32 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Caipirabob

how many boy beans goes into a pound of gay coffee?


32 posted on 12/26/2011 5:37:41 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: freedomfiter2

Coffee, Tea Or Sodomy? Grande?


33 posted on 12/26/2011 5:39:15 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Hope it's served in Federal prison.


34 posted on 12/26/2011 5:40:59 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: RichInOC

35 posted on 12/26/2011 5:42:39 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Daffynition

Williamsburg is John Olver’s district, Mass. First, which covers the Besirkshires and most of Mass north and west of Worchester and Springfield. Olver is like not like *that*, but he is like Bawney in almost every other way.


36 posted on 12/26/2011 6:03:07 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: A_perfect_lady
Do they have Rough Trade and Into Chicken?

More likely "Sex Slave Trade" and "Abuse the Chicken".

37 posted on 12/26/2011 6:06:08 AM PST by Caipirabob ( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Daffynition

Yikes! That’s DOUBLE the price I pay for green beans from the same countries. I roast at home and use Captain’s coffee and (far less now since they got expensive) Sweet Maria’s. My favorite is Colombian Huila, any variety.


38 posted on 12/26/2011 6:10:42 AM PST by Caipirabob ( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Daffynition

That pic might look more suited to this thread rotated 180.


39 posted on 12/26/2011 6:12:20 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Dixie Yooper
Why isn’t “Weasel-Nut” blend on the menu?

Or their special Christmas blend, "Butkiss Gerbil Mocha"

40 posted on 12/26/2011 6:16:34 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Daffynition

“I’ll be better for gay, Massachusetts coffee than Ted Kennedy.”

- Willard “mitt” RINOmney


41 posted on 12/26/2011 6:18:28 AM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (You know, 99.99999965% of the lawyers give all of them a bad name)
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To: Daffynition

out of business in 6 months or less.


42 posted on 12/26/2011 6:30:43 AM PST by the invisib1e hand (Ignorance is no excuse.)
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To: Daffynition

Creamless coffee?


43 posted on 12/26/2011 6:33:17 AM PST by usmcobra (Happiness is a belt fed weapon.)
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To: COBOL2Java
Or their special Christmas blend, "Butkiss Gerbil Mocha"

You touch on something: how the hell did football fans tolerate a celebrity named "Dick Butkus?"

44 posted on 12/26/2011 6:35:03 AM PST by the invisib1e hand (Ignorance is no excuse.)
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To: edpc
the aroma of wet dog

there's a metaphor that's worthy of more use.

45 posted on 12/26/2011 6:36:15 AM PST by the invisib1e hand (Ignorance is no excuse.)
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To: Daffynition

Saw “Williamsburg” and shuddered for a moment... then noted it was Williamsburg, MA, not VA. Whew.


46 posted on 12/26/2011 6:38:28 AM PST by ScottinVA (I miss America.)
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To: ScottinVA

LOL! I think Lee himself would reappear and kick their ass!


47 posted on 12/26/2011 6:55:29 AM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Daffynition
Marketing your product to 2 % of the population is a sure fire plan for success / S
48 posted on 12/26/2011 6:57:24 AM PST by Popman (Obama is God's curse upon the land....)
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To: Daffynition

This should be shut down-—it promotes hatred and exclusion of the opposite sex....it is sexist. It makes heterosexuals *feel* unwelcome also.


49 posted on 12/26/2011 7:08:28 AM PST by savagesusie
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To: the invisib1e hand

“... how did football fans tolerate a celebrity named Dick Butkus?”

Go on YouTube and type in his name. He was one of the most feared players in football. Watch some clips about how hard the man hit. His name could have been “fairy twinkle toes” and the fans wouldn’t have cared a bit. The other players would have feared him the same.


50 posted on 12/26/2011 7:37:02 AM PST by momtothree
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