"A Very Special Announcement by T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII" ... is an absolute scream. Hawk is brilliant.
I’ll second that assertion about the Hawk’s intelligence. The T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII campaign announcement was much funnier than the song parody. I didn’t want to read it but it was like watching a train wreck unfold. I couldn’t look away till I got to that wretched statue about which I had previously read. You get the idea...