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Breaking News: Kim Kardashian claims her 72 day marriage ended because Herman Cain hit on her
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| 11-2-2011
| trueblackman
Posted on 11/02/2011 3:04:43 PM PDT by Trueblackman
Edited on 11/02/2011 4:44:34 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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API is reporting that according to a person far removed from Kardashian herself that the sometime actress and reality star ended her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries after seeing front running GOP Candidate Herman Cain eating a McRib and then licking some extra sauce from his lips upon finishing the pork laden sandwich on TV before a Republican Debate.
The unnamed source claimed that Kardashian upon seeing this on the news became so traumatized by the imaged that it was not long before thing started heading South for the newlywed couple. The source stated that Kardashian screamed, "Why is he hitting on me like that?"
API attempted to contact Cain's Camp for comment, our calls were not returned.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kardashian; kimkardashian; mcrib
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I figured why should I let AP have all the fun of making up the news.
To: Trueblackman
Thanks. My suspicions are now confirmed.
Looks like its Gary Johnson for me.
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:06:28 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
To: Trueblackman
To: Trueblackman
Hey! Herman Cain assaulted me too!
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:07:30 PM PDT
by
frithguild
(Restricting access to capital - Liberalism: The sharpest tool of big business, banks, etc.)
To: Trueblackman
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:07:42 PM PDT
by
Mugwump
To: Trueblackman
Gotta say
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:08:22 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(Hold the House, take the Senate.)
To: Trueblackman
To: Trueblackman
Ha! Nice job, Kevin! We ALL need to start raising more Cain against these unsubstantiated tales!
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:08:58 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: Trueblackman
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:10:01 PM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(Cain or Perry. Leave me be.)
To: Trueblackman
Yup. Made "not overtly sexual gestures" on TV. She got uncomfortable, called her press agent and then her attorney.
Stop the presses, get a couple dozen satellite vans out to her elliptical driveway.
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:10:01 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
(Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
To: Trueblackman
Politico is working on a story that he made Sarah Palin uncomfortable 28 years ago, or was it she made him uncomfortable? Either way, they are both evil.
Pray for America
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:10:06 PM PDT
by
bray
(Hope and Change is Dead and Gone)
To: Trueblackman
LOL! Hello, True! How’s life? I hope you and your family’s well. God bless!
To: Trueblackman
LOL...nice. Perfect way to refute all this, ridicule it.
To: Trueblackman
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:10:27 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(That's the sound of the men workin' on the Cain gang)
To: Trueblackman
YES!!!! I knew it!!
LOL, most excellent!
To: Trueblackman
All ready for some pizza - or something.
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:11:48 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: Trueblackman
Can Cain PROVE he didn’t hit on her???
We know that Cain is a sex lunatic because EVERY woman that he worked with now says he is a sex lunatic.
It is up to Cain to COME CLEAN. Since Ms. Kardashian has made the accusation.
Come on Cain, let’s get the WHOLE STORY this time.
Sincerely,
Cincinatus’ Wife and the rest of the Perry staff.
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:11:57 PM PDT
by
BobL
(A vote for Gingrich is a vote for Romney)
To: Trueblackman
GOP Candidate Herman Cain eating a McRib.... At least it wasn't a piece of pizza -- that would have put her and the media over the edge.
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:12:25 PM PDT
by
50cal Smokepole
(Effective gun control involves effective recoil management.)
To: Trueblackman
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:13:00 PM PDT
by
Sister_T
("Calling ILLEGAL aliens "immigrants" is like calling shoplifters 'customers'!"-UCFRoadWarrior ><>)
To: Trueblackman
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posted on
11/02/2011 3:14:43 PM PDT
by
Chandalier
(You say Obama, I say O-blame-o!)
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