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A Louisiana Joke for you

Posted on 06/21/2011 6:38:39 AM PDT by Bitsy

What differentiates a zoo in Louisiana from other zoos? The Louisiana zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

That fact alone will keep liberals at bay:)

I hope this brightens your day!


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1 posted on 06/21/2011 6:38:43 AM PDT by Bitsy
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2 posted on 06/21/2011 6:41:46 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Thank you so much! That did brighten my day. We have friends from Louisiana and they were just telling us about “nutria”.


3 posted on 06/21/2011 6:44:29 AM PDT by NoExpectations
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As one of this site’s token cajuns, right on.

It made me laugh.


4 posted on 06/21/2011 6:56:40 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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Oh yeah....not far from the truth.
We’ll find a way to cook anything down here...lol.
Had some fried rattlesnake the other day...wasn’t bad.


5 posted on 06/21/2011 6:59:13 AM PDT by lgjhn23
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Vegans in Bayou country eat meat, shrimp and crawfish....but that’s all.


6 posted on 06/21/2011 7:00:02 AM PDT by Recon Dad (Herman Cain is the man in 2012)
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To: NoExpectations
“nutria”.

I haven't tasted nutria. But the guy on TV who eats all the weird stuff was down in Louisiana on the Bayou (where all the action is) and he ate nutria and said it REALLY did taste like chicken. We tried to market it a while back but I think it is too ugly to catch on. Yes, we will try pretty much anything - and we cook it in a red gravy which makes everything edible in my book:)

7 posted on 06/21/2011 7:01:10 AM PDT by Bitsy (!)
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To: Da Coyote

As one of this site’s token cajuns, right on.

Then you know I speak the truth. Anyway, between recipes on road kill, the zoo and the TV show Swamp People, we have done what the rest of the country can’t - discourage liberals from moving down here;) Maybe if all conservatives would start cooking road side the liberals would leave the country - OK it’s a thought.


8 posted on 06/21/2011 7:16:58 AM PDT by Bitsy (!)
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We live in Texas. About once a year my husband finds a rattlesnake while he’s doing yard work.

And every single time, we eat ‘em. My kids love it. (Now, if my son would only take it easy on the friggin salt, it’d actually be delicious!)


9 posted on 06/21/2011 7:27:31 AM PDT by Marie (Obama seems to think that Jerusalem has been the capital of Israel since Camp David, not King David)
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Justin Wilson:

“Dis momma crawfish was showin’ her baby crawfish da world befo dark... dey come up on a funny lookin' creature... dem baby crawfish done come to a stop... shuuuum... “What dat is dere mamaa... hah”?

“Dat ain't nuthin’ but a Sea Horse and dey don't eat no crawsfish... hurry up chillins... I gots ta show you dis world befo dark”

dey din cum across anudder strange creature and da baby crawfish dun come to anudder stop... shuuuuum... “What dat is mamaa... hah”?

“Dat ain't nuthin’ but a jelly fish chillins... and dey don't eat no crawfish... now cum on... I gotta show you dis world befo dark”.

Suddenly da mamaa crawfish come to a double fast stop SHUUUUUUUUM... “Wat dat is mamaa... hah”?

“Run like hell chillins... dat dere is a coonass he he'll eat any damn ting”!

LLS

10 posted on 06/21/2011 7:34:27 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer ("GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH"! I choose LIBERTY and PALIN!)
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dat dere is a coonass he he’ll eat any damn ting”!

an dats da troot!


11 posted on 06/21/2011 7:40:16 AM PDT by Bitsy (!)
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...wasn’t bad.

I've always taken that expression as an affirmation that it wasn't all that good, either. ;-)

12 posted on 06/21/2011 7:43:01 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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I went down to the Audubon Zoo.

And they all asked for you.

13 posted on 06/21/2011 7:54:30 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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rattlesnake is good, from SW Louisiana myself. And I’ll tear up some gator.


14 posted on 06/21/2011 8:01:01 AM PDT by Raymann
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I went down to the Audubon Zoo.
And they all asked for you.

You say, they even inquired about me?


15 posted on 06/21/2011 8:03:42 AM PDT by Bitsy (!)
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To: Bitsy; Da Coyote
the TV show Swamp People

We watch all these kinds of shows and wifey/I both heartily agree that should we end up suddenly transformed to another life, we'd rather be "Troy" than those society clowns on "Selling New York".

"Shoot 'im Elizabeth! Shoot 'im!"

16 posted on 06/21/2011 8:05:12 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Bitsy

Haha, thanks for posting this.

I heard it this way, from an actual Cajun, standing on the tarmac of his base near New Orleans:

How can you tell you’re in a Cajun zoo?

There are recipes on the cages.


17 posted on 06/21/2011 10:06:36 AM PDT by OldNewYork
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tarmac of his base near New Orleans:

Must have been Belle Chase Navel Base. I thought Cajuns had their own military:).


18 posted on 06/21/2011 10:21:27 AM PDT by Bitsy (!)
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Haha, maybe they do.

That was definitely it - I didn’t remember the name, but it was in Plaquemines Parish. This was a while back now, but it’s vivid to me because when he told me the joke (my friend’s father) we were all standing right next to a fighter plane, the first time I’d ever been so close to one that wasn’t actually a museum piece.


19 posted on 06/21/2011 11:45:39 AM PDT by OldNewYork
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A Louisiana Joke for you

It's a bad joke, I know. But a joke nonetheless.

20 posted on 06/21/2011 11:51:59 AM PDT by EternalVigilance (Tea Party: 'Give us our country back.' - GOP: 'Give us our power back.' Two very different things..)
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