Sad.
(Moderator, please remove this if the photo is too gross.)
does that mean all rap is going to be outlawed too?
I was tired of my lady, we’d been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals columns, there was this letter I read:
“If you like Pina Coladas, and get caught in the rain.
If you’re not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I’m the love you’ve looked for, write to me, and escape.”
I didn’t think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I’m nobody’s poet, I thought it wasn’t half-bad.
“Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and get caught in the rain.
I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O’Malley’s, where we’ll plan our escape.”
So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, “Oh, it’s you.”
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, “I never knew”..
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and
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Chorus:
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting
Your mind becomes fast as lightning
Although the future is a little bit fright’ning
It’s the book of your life that you’re writing
You’re a diamond in the rough
A brilliant ball of clay
You could be a work of art
If you just go all the way
Now what would it take to break
I believe that you can bend
Not only do you have to fight
Sad.
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so I’m guessing:
“Ling Ting Tong” = out
“Ahab the Arab” = out
“Baa baa Black Sheep” = out
“Short People” = out
“Indian Giver “ = out
yadia,yada,yada,
I guess this means I can no longer sing “Bertha Butt Boogie” huh?
What about “Short People” or “Play That Funky Music White Boy” too?
So if he sang “Turning Japanese” would that constitute hate speech? Love the guitar work in that song....