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7 foot moose headbutts girl (Actual Headline!)
The Sun ^ | 3/09/11 | Staff

Posted on 03/10/2011 12:10:12 PM PST by txroadkill

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To: txroadkill

This wasn’t me. I like cuddles.

Unless it’s, y’know, Helen Thomas or something. And no way I’d headbutt her. I’d just run screaming.

}:-)4


21 posted on 03/10/2011 12:25:02 PM PST by Moose4 ("By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!")
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To: txroadkill

Jokes aside. A 24 year old? This illustrates how dumb people are getting.


22 posted on 03/10/2011 12:27:31 PM PST by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: Verginius Rufus

IF it was male, it musta been a obamoose...kinda lite.


23 posted on 03/10/2011 12:27:31 PM PST by himno hero
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To: txroadkill

“Not tonight Rocky, I have a headache”
Bullwinkle


24 posted on 03/10/2011 12:29:59 PM PST by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: Moose4
Is this moose sick and does it really weigh 50 stone?


25 posted on 03/10/2011 12:32:22 PM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages, in honor of Standing Wolf.)
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To: thackney
I’m in charge of all moose stories on FR. Next time check with me first.

Moose are gorgeous creatures and awesome to watch from your car if you happen to see one crossing the highway. Travel to Glacier and Yellowstone sometimes gives us once in a lifetime viewing opportunities.

26 posted on 03/10/2011 12:36:24 PM PST by MamaDearest
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To: txroadkill
CLICK

27 posted on 03/10/2011 12:36:50 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Vision

I guess the idea is: if a wild animal is cute, it’s harmless.


28 posted on 03/10/2011 12:38:03 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: MamaDearest
And their noses feel like velvet covered jelly.


29 posted on 03/10/2011 12:38:39 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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To: USS Alaska

I think that’s some kind of three legged democrat.


30 posted on 03/10/2011 12:44:54 PM PST by donhunt (I am sick and tired of those bastards insulting and lying to me.)
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To: txroadkill

Hey lady, did anyone tell you that you’re a jerk? I hope you recover quickly, but you’re still a jerk!


31 posted on 03/10/2011 12:46:32 PM PST by brooklyn dave
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To: Vision

Somebody watched too Disney movies growing up.


32 posted on 03/10/2011 12:48:37 PM PST by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: txroadkill

“The 24-year-old woman had spotted the moose eating from a tree in Anchorage, Alaska”.

I didnt realize moose could climb trees


33 posted on 03/10/2011 12:52:59 PM PST by Gettin Betta
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; Joe 6-pack

Ah, the good old days of Moose, Cheese and Sisters, warm memories.


34 posted on 03/10/2011 12:53:49 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: txroadkill
Hey Rocky, watch me head-butt that idiot girl...


35 posted on 03/10/2011 12:58:33 PM PST by Dr. Sheldon Cooper (Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.)
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To: txroadkill
Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

Holy Grail opening credits reference.

Bonus point.

36 posted on 03/10/2011 1:00:52 PM PST by Dr. Sheldon Cooper (Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.)
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To: Dr. Sheldon Cooper
I always wanted a house with a fireplace and a moose head over the mantel

And a stuffed squirrel on the mantel

37 posted on 03/10/2011 1:01:46 PM PST by Cowman (How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
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To: MamaDearest

“Travel to Glacier and Yellowstone sometimes gives us once in a lifetime viewing opportunities.”
So if you go more than once is it still a once in a lifetime experience?
That doesn’t make any sense/S


38 posted on 03/10/2011 1:04:31 PM PST by 9422WMR (Illegal is not a race. Obamacare is a crime)
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To: thackney
I’m in charge of all moose stories on FR. Next time check with me first.

Please put me on the moose ping list.

39 posted on 03/10/2011 1:15:07 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: Dr. Sheldon Cooper

40 posted on 03/10/2011 1:21:26 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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