[ConservativeStatement]

Cue Adam Ant: Desperate but not Serious.

[ColdOne]

Hacked to death with a chainsaw ping

[nickcarraway]

She must have had a bad lawyer.

[Steely Tom]

The Court heard her plea for leniency en Español through an interpreter.

[Hodar]

Stupidity should be painful..

“Let’s see, I served prison time because I think my husband told someone I was laundering drug money .... so, how about I hire someone to cut him into small pieces with a chainsaw - no chance of more prison time there.....”.

I hope she didn’t reproduce; but I expect she passed her inferior genes on to another generation of the criminal element.

[B4Ranch]

>>the man she thought would kill her ex-husband was a government informant.<<

The man was more than likely a criminal who was looking to get current charges against him reduced by the DA.

[Yo-Yo]

"Thank you, your Honor, but we the Jury won't need any time to deliberate the verdict."

[RasterMaster]

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Talk about having an ironic last name.

[apoxonu]

A Miramar BURMESE woman. There, fixed it. Miramar is the name given the country by Muslim terrorists, whose brutal, facist, Muslim government is not recognized.

[JoeFromSidney]

Remember, when "wet work" is called for, best do it yourself. Bringing in someone else only creates a witness against you.