[Yo-Yo]

"Thank you, your Honor, but we the Jury won't need any time to deliberate the verdict."

[dfwgator]

To quote Pink Floyd:

“The evidence before the court is incontrovertible, there’s no need for the jury to retire!
In all my years of judging, I have never heard before someone more deserving of the full penalty of law!”

[massgopguy]

Wasn’t she in Scarface?

[The Comedian]

Good grief. She looks like she tried to commit suicide with a chainsaw. Are we sure these charges are correct?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.