Posted on 11/08/2010 3:18:25 PM PST by OneVike
The Snoring Poem
A snarling noise rips the peace of the night
And stirs sleep in the house on the hill.
The dog wakes up and moves from his bed
To seek safety - as all good dogs will.Again and again the growling rings out,
Shaking the house to the core,
Until at last the woman reacts,
"Wake up -you're starting to snore!"With a jerk and a curse the husband awakes
(or at least enough to show willing).
He turns on his side and drops off again
And returns to his nightmare so thrilling.But all is not well in the land of his dreams
And he struggles to swim for the shore.
His breathing is labored, his muscles are tense
And - you guessed it - he's starting to snore.With a kick and a jab and a prod in the ribs
He enters once more to the fray
"Will you bloody shut up, you bloody great ape,
Keep this up and I'm moving away!"Again he is roused, again he turns round
And again he returns to his dreams.
For a moment he's quiet - and all is at peace,
But the moment's not all that it seems."SnnGraaghht!" comes the shout (Norse I don't doubt)
As the breath he requires comes at last.
"Well bollocks" she says, as she picks up the quilt
"and farewell - the last die is cast."The sofa's the place, by the fire nice and snug
and silent - as it should be at four!
The dog wanders in and curls at her feet
And sadly - commences to snore!
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Check out this Boxer snoring. The contortions of his face are Hillarious.....
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I thought this would be about a recently re-elected Senator from California.
LOL, She is a bore that could make the most awake person snore.
Thanks! I love Boxers, we have two...they are some of the sweetest and most funny dogs.
series, me too
Bump for my Boxer Boz asleep and quietly snoring on the futon behind me as I type.
Thanks for the ping!
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