[EinNYC]

RIP, you clever cephalopod. You only get a couple of years as a lifespan, but you made the most of yours! Can any of us say the same?

[Dr. Ursus]

Can anyone say Tapas?

[Marie]

I really love octopi. It’s heartbreaking that they only live for 2 years.

[WayneS]

{Tin foil Hat ON}

Yeah, right. “Natural causes”. Because, when someone from the losing team puts poison in your food, NATURALLY, you die!

{Tin Foil Hat OFF}

;-)

[ClearCase_guy]

I thought Paul was the Walrus ...

[hannibaal]

The odds of him getting all 8/8 of his predictions in the world cup right were 256:1. I should have bet according to this genius :(

[Ezekiel]

[Celtic Cross]

Suuuuure, natural causes. Riiiiight...

Were any of the losing team's players in town? Huh? Huh??

=)

[Verginius Rufus]

Great word, “cephalopod” (head-foot). Fits our current Vice President who, when sighted, usually has his foot in his mouth.

[a fool in paradise]

An octopus has 8 arms and 9 lives.

[martin_fierro]

World Cup Oracle Octopus Paul Dies

I predicted this would happen.

[GreenLanternCorps]

The instructions for his funeral show that while he predicted soccer, he was at heart a hockey fan...