[colorado tanker]

Dear Friend Pseudolus: When I get my hands on the recruiter who got me to enlist for this godforsaken post . . . .

[SunkenCiv]

;’) A career in the Roman army was a great choice, y’know, three square a day, wine, bread, roof over the head, learn lots of skills, use those skills, and of course, the old saying — meet interesting people and kill them.