Posted on 09/27/2010 6:56:00 AM PDT by jwparkerjr
Sexy red lingerie and heavy breathing have traditionally gone hand in hand. But a bra from inventor, Dr. Elena Bodnar, is designed to let people breathe easier. Her Emergency Bra is a protective device that transforms from a bra into two respiratory pace masks to filter out harmful airborne particles, such as those released by fire, explosion, terrorist, radiological, biological attack, and natural disasters.
(Excerpt) Read more at gizmag.com ...
Despite the questionable utility of the article and the article it describes, Gizmag is a really great site. They send out an email every day with all sorts of neat, and sometimes humorous, items and articles.
I have nothing to do with the site other than being a very happy subscriber to its newsletter!
... plus on cold days they can be used as ear-muffs!
I anticipate a brisk Japanese market for slightly used bras sold as face masks - just in case.
With my luck get stuck next to someone with AA cups.....
I hope they are somehow marked on the outside, so in case of attack I can bury my face into them....just sayin’
Local Coulterville bank robbed by two men wearing Emegency Bra Facemasks, one red, one green.
The robbers demanded all the money from the female tellers or they would take off their bras.
While it’s good to be prepared, ladies should probably avoid advertising the fact they’re wearing an Emergency Bra, lest teenage boys are tempted to start a fire or instigate some other kind of event that will result in the woman having to rip her bra off."Teenage boys"??? Hell, I'm 58 and that was the first thing I thought of!
Just what I always wanted, someones used bra on my face!
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