So my wife was saying "I need a Woody! I need a Woody! Honey go ask them if they have a Woody.", pointing at the two college age employees of the store, one male and one female.
I told her I could not ask ANY employee about having a Woody, or we would be thrown out and I would prbably be required to register as a sex offender. Only after say that a couple of times did she realize what she had been saying, loudly I might add, as the store was crowded that day.
True story.