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To: NavyCanDo
Last Christmas my wife and I were on a hunt for action figures of the two main character from Toy Story for our grandson. We found Buzz Lightyear easily enough but could not find the other one.

So my wife was saying "I need a Woody! I need a Woody! Honey go ask them if they have a Woody.", pointing at the two college age employees of the store, one male and one female.

I told her I could not ask ANY employee about having a Woody, or we would be thrown out and I would prbably be required to register as a sex offender. Only after say that a couple of times did she realize what she had been saying, loudly I might add, as the store was crowded that day.

True story.

36 posted on 08/24/2010 10:53:56 AM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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To: 5thGenTexan

Do you like fishsticks?


38 posted on 08/24/2010 10:58:31 AM PDT by ConservativeWarrior (In last year's nests, there are no birds this year.)
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To: 5thGenTexan

No one ran up to you and gave you a little blue pill??


41 posted on 08/24/2010 11:01:31 AM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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To: 5thGenTexan

Paging Major Woody. Major Woody. Paging Private Parts. Private Parts. You have a message.

Paging Dr. Fein, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fein.


55 posted on 08/24/2010 11:14:06 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
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To: 5thGenTexan

When my son was small, 5, he and his best friend were really into the first Toy Story. My son had a Buzz Lightyear doll and we went over to their house to play. As soon as we walked in, his friend excitedly said, “I’ll play with your Buzz and you can play with my Woody!”

His mom and I giggled. :)


94 posted on 08/24/2010 12:36:47 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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