You want humorous, try reading the following post. On second thought, posts that show brain aneurysms aren’t funny, just insane: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2532711/posts?page=174#174
You know what’s funny is that you keep posting that comment over and over as if doing so will make it go away.
Either I hit paydirt or there is some reason you fear it.