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Bombs Away!: 'Jonah Hex' Edition (A Megan Fox stink 'em up movie)
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| 21 June 2010
| Mike Krumboltz
Posted on 06/21/2010 7:57:09 PM PDT by Enterprise
"Nobody expected "Jonah Hex" to beat "Toy Story 3" at the box office. But even the most cynical Hollywood pundit couldn't foresee the flick's embarrassing eighth-place finish."
(Excerpt) Read more at movies.yahoo.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Military/Veterans; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: hex; johahhex; megan; meganfox
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Maybe this is one reason the film did la bamba:
" TotalFilm recently interviewed the actress and asked her how she would stop the villainous Megatron from demolishing the planet. Fox first said that she would "make a deal with him," adding: "and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
Megan Fox Wants Middle America to Die
If Megan really wants Megatron to punish Middle America, she should tell him to force people to watch her movies and have conversations with her.
To: Enterprise
Even the trailer for the movie was bad.
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posted on
06/21/2010 8:02:20 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: PGR88
I saw it a couple nights ago. Strange movie.
MM (in TX)
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posted on
06/21/2010 8:07:20 PM PDT
by
MississippiMan
(http://gogmagogblog.wordpress.com/)
To: Enterprise
To: Enterprise
Fox first said that she would "make a deal with him," adding: "and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
Megan Fox is there to look hot. No one cares what she thinks...or if she thinks.
To: Enterprise
Got it in my netflix que,i do not pay attention to what Hollywood retardos say if i did i would never watch a movie...
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posted on
06/21/2010 8:48:05 PM PDT
by
GSP.FAN
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: Enterprise
$5 million at the box office. The concession sales from Toy Story III were probably bigger, literally.
To: GSP.FAN
Stuff something in her mouth to get her to be still.
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posted on
06/21/2010 9:26:52 PM PDT
by
steve8714
(They auctioned my house. I pray and work for better days ahead, God willing.)
To: PGR88
Yeah, the twin horse-mounted Gatling guns had me calling BS. Two Gatlings with ammo, plus the weight of the rider, saddle and other gear would kill any real horse. A Hollyweird CG horse, though...
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
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posted on
06/21/2010 9:58:31 PM PDT
by
wku man
(Who says conservatives don't rock? Go to www.myspace.com/rockfromtheright)
To: GSP.FAN
that can’t be megan fox. who is that?
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posted on
06/21/2010 10:00:51 PM PDT
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: Enterprise
There’s a rumor going round that megan fox and Russell Brand are the same person.
get him to the greek and jonah hex were filmed at the same time with the same actor/acress in drag and as a real woman.
I’m not saying I know...just repeating a vicious rumor.
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posted on
06/21/2010 10:04:16 PM PDT
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: 60Gunner
Ping for later schadenfreude.
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posted on
06/21/2010 11:03:32 PM PDT
by
60Gunner
(But there's this one particular harbor...)
To: MississippiMan
It was a strange comic book. I’m a big comic geek so, should I rent it or go see it?
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posted on
06/21/2010 11:08:37 PM PDT
by
BADROTOFINGER
(Life sucks. Get a helmet.)
To: mamelukesabre
That’s Megan Fox before the surgery. See the Gothic-print tat?
Her face looks like Nazi Pelosi’s, now.
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posted on
06/22/2010 6:51:14 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott. You pick the century and I'll pick the spot!)
To: mamelukesabre
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posted on
06/22/2010 7:15:24 AM PDT
by
GSP.FAN
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: BADROTOFINGER
It was a strange comic book. Im a big comic geek so, should I rent it or go see it? It's a renter.
MM (in TX)
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posted on
06/22/2010 11:41:04 AM PDT
by
MississippiMan
(http://gogmagogblog.wordpress.com/)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
06/22/2010 8:24:12 PM PDT
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: mamelukesabre
Whatever she did to make her face look like that.
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posted on
06/23/2010 4:23:05 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Anoreth, alma de Espana y diosa guerrera. Cuidados!)
To: Enterprise
"Any resemblance between this cinematic travesty and Jonah Hex is fictional and purely coincidental. As is the bounty on the producers of this dreck."
'nuff said.
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posted on
06/23/2010 4:36:10 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
To: mamelukesabre
Check the tats. It’s her.
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