Now you are going to pee off the 8000 year old world crowd.
LOL...was coming to post the same, only 6000 years. ;-)
I’ve got t-shirts to sell, they have a cartoon drawing of the Earth, with facial features, arms, legs, and in the word balloon, “I’m not 4.5 Billion Years Old, I’m 6000 With 4,499,994,000 Years Experience!”