Posted on 05/21/2010 4:25:21 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
DANVERS — A man who was part of a cleaning company at DiLuigi Sausage Co. on Pope's Lane was taken to the hospital last night after he was partially sucked into a seasoning machine.
The victim was cleaning inside "a vacuum-type cylinder" that draws marinade into the meat, according to police Lt. Carole Germano.
Somehow, the machine was activated while the man was still inside and he got drawn underneath. His head and shoulders got stuck in the machine.
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This sausage machine sucks.
think sales will be down?
DiLuigi better exit the sausage business and enter the Lasagna business.
Hope not.
I ain’t cleaning that.
“...He will never more be seen for he has been ground to sausage in Dunderpeck’s machine...”
http://www.scoutsongs.com/lyrics/johnnyverbeck.html
Once there was a Dutchman
His name was Johnny Verbeck
He made the finest sausages and sauerkraut and speck.
He made the finest sausages that’ll evermore be seen,
Till one day he invented a sausage makin machine.
Chorus:
Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck how could you be so mean,
I told you, you’d be sorry for inventin’ that machine
now all the neighbors cats and dogs will nevermore be seen
For they’ll be ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck’s machine.
One day a boy came walkin’ a walkin’ thru the door.
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor.
The boy began to whistle, He whistled up a tune.
And all the little sausages went dancin’ round the room.
Chorus:
One day the machine got busted the darn thing wouldn’t go,
So Johnny Verbeck he climbed inside to see what made it so.
His wife she had a nightmare, went walkin’ in her sleep
She gave it a yank a deuce of crank and Johnny Verbeck was meat!
Chorus:
Alternate Verses
One day tha meat inspector came knockin at tha door,
He said “I’ll start a lookin or give me money more.”
Well johnny got real angry an pushed him in tha meat,
he fired up the old machine an now theres more ta eat.
One day there was a shortage there was no meat ta grind,
So johnny he called up tha pound ta see what he could find.
They said were outta busness we keep tha strays no more,
But we’ll send all our future finds directly to your door.”
*What seems to be the problem?
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Reminds me of a movie titled “Motel Hell” with Rory Calhoun.
I think I’ll have the bacon.
Most American brains are “piggy links” these days.
Our motto...
“There’s a little bit of DiLuigi in every sausage”
“His head and shoulders got stuck in the machine.” He must have had a dandruff problem?
I knew a guy that backed up into a sausage machine and he got a little behind in his work!
I hate when that happens.
Well actually, the meat content just went up.
Did you ever see the movie “Motel Hell”? It was
about this very subject.
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